The gimmickality.

The Contrivedness.

It hurts the deeper echelons of my soul.

So, let's get off topic of this (in honor of Bryce's MO) and talk about shitty deathmatch gimmicks in general. For example, did you know that in some promotion over in Japan (where all the weird shit happens, it seems. Those nukes really fucked them up.) there was a match in which live, as in living fish and other sea creatures were used as weapons? They literally beat the fish and stuff to death by using them on each other. I'm a fan of deathmatch wrestling, but that went a little (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay) too far.

Don't believe me?



Seriously. That happened.

Back on topic for a moment, seriously? There is so much stupid, contrived, over the top garbage in this match that it makes that WCW Electric Chair match look good.

It's so contrived that I'm pretty sure TNA is going to use it on one of their upcoming PPVs.

And it's so contrived that I'm pretty sure some fuckwit filled indy fed has already ran like seven of them in seven back to back shows.

Fuck.