The camera opens up to the Verizon Center in Washington DC as pyro begins going off everywhere in the arena. Enemies by Shinedown is being blared through the speakers as the camera pans to the crowd who is going insane.
Joey- Good Evening wrestling fans and welcome to another episode of HCW Friday Night Carnage! I am Joey Styles and I am joined here by Taz!
Taz- Good Evening Joey! Tonight we have a hell of a night! We have Shelton Benjamin taking on Jeff Hardy in a barbwire steel cage match. Then we have James Storm and Gunner taking on Antonio Cesaro and Chris Hero for a shot against Bad Influence for the HCW Tag Team Championships.
Joey- Lets kick things off with our opening match!
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Match 1- AJ Styles vs. Wade Barret
The match went back and fourth between the two men. Barret was looking to slam AJ through a two chairs sitting in the ring but AJ wiggled out and nailed Barret with a Styles Clash for the win.
WINNER AJ STYLES
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The camera pans backstage to a car pulling up and out steps Perry Saturn.
Joey- It looks like Perry is on his way out to the ring Taz!
Taz- Lets hope we can hear what he has to say about last week!
Finally Perry Saturn's music hits and the arena has a mixed reaction to his arrival. He makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.
Saturn- Last week on Friday Night Carnage I made a huge impact. I came out to this ring in Baltimore Maryland and I not only took out Bobby Roode, but I also took out that prick Raven!
The crowd boos Saturn.
Saturn- You all can boo me all you want, that man right there does not give two damns about you people. All he cares about is himself, so you people should really be thanking me. Now I know you all are thinking, " Well then why did you throw him on top of Bobby Roode so he could win". Well I did that because first off Bobby Roode is a piece of shit and doesn't deserve the belt, and second of all I know I can beat Raven for that belt.
Joey- Is he challenging Raven for the world title?
Suddenly Bobby Roodes music hits and he comes to the ring.
Bobby- Listen Perry, why don't you go back to the retirement home and let the real men wrestle. Better yet why don't you just take Raven with you that way you don't have to worry about being beaten by "The It Factor".
Saturn- Listen here boy, you don't know who you are fucking talking to! I am not here to play games with you, I am here for one thing and that is taking the HCW World Heavyweight Championship.
Bobby- Well Perry, you're gonna have to get through me to get that shot.
The general manager Cyrus then appears on the screen at the top of the stage.
Cyrus- Listen guys, I want to see you guys beat the hell out of each other especially you Saturn. But how about we settle this in a match later tonight? Winner gets to face Raven at our Paperview.
The crowd goes crazy.
Cyrus- But a normal match wouldn't be any fun would it? How about we make it a thumbtack match! The entire ring is covered in thumbtacks! So in a way it is a normal match but the ring is covered in tacks. Have a good evening gentlemen!
The crowd begins going crazy as Saturn and Roode stare each other down and walk to the backstage.
Taz- Oh man does that sound intense! I have never heard of a thumbtack match!
Joey- It is going to be a hell of a battle Taz! But next we get to find out our number one contenders for the HCW Tag Team Championships!
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Match 2- James Storm and Gunner vs. The Kings of Wrestling (Antonio Cesaro and Chris Hero)
Number One Contender match for HCW Tag Team Championships
Cesaro and Hero were getting their asses kicked most of the match but finally they picked up momentum and they took out Gunner. James Storm then took out Cesaro with a super kick. Hero and Storm went at it for a bit until Hero got a quick roll up on Storm but he was holding the ropes and picked up the win.
WINNERS- THE KINGS OF WRESTLING
NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS FOR HCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
Joey- They cheated! Chris Hero grabbed the damn ropes!
Taz- You gotta do what, what you gotta do Joey. They wanted the titles more.
Joey- You are kidding me right?!
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Match 3- Christopher Daniels w/ Kazarian vs. Manik
The two men were going back and fourth with no interference from Kazarian until it looked like Manik was going to pick up the win. Kazarian leaped into the ring and broke up the pin. Kazarian then began arguing with the ref and while he was doing that Daniels hit Manik with Angels Wings for the win.
WINNER CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
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Match 4- Ruckus vs. Christian York
The match was very hardcore, Ruckus of course brought out some weapons like a barb wire bat and a chair. The two were fighting in the crowd and Christian York hits Ruckus with the chair making him fall off a section in the arena. Ruckus landed on a bunch of arena equipment so York leaped off the section hitting Ruckus with an elbow drop for the win.
WINNER CHRISTIAN YORK
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Cyrus then makes his way to the stage to plenty of cheers.
Cyrus- Good evening Washington DC! Nations Capital baby! I hope you all are enjoying tonight! I am out here to make an announcement, the announcement is for the name of HCW's first paperview! The name of our paperview will be called "Cyrus's night"!
The crowd has a mixed reaction.
Cyrus- Oh hold on, I have a call. Hello? Oh hey how are.... oh.. you don't like the name? I thought it was pretty good. Mom! Come on! Okay fine I will go with the other name we picked out. Yes mom. I ate my banana with dinner. Yes I know I cant have milk. Okay. Bye. I love you too.
The crowd begins laughing at Cyrus as he looks embarrassed.
Cyrus- Sorry about that folks, alright the real name for our first paperview is going to be called "Summer Onslaught"! It will air in about two weeks and it will be live from Brooklyn New York! I hope to see you all there! Enjoy your night!
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Match 5- Juventud Gurerra vs. Sin Cara vs. Evan Bourne
The match was high flying as everyone thought. Juventud took out Evan Bourne with a moonsault. The match then came down to Sin Cara and Juventud Gurerra and the two kept the match high paced with Evan Bourne out. Sin Cara took out Juventud with a tornado DDT and was going for the pin but Evan Bourne broke it up and hit Sin Cara with a sit down powerbomb followed by a 450 Splash for the win.
WINNER EVAN BOURNE
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Match 6- Petey Williams vs. Darren Young w/ Titus O' Neil
Petey Williams looked like he had Darren's number until Titus interfered and took out Petey. Darren went for the cover but Petey kicked out. Titus threw Darren a chair but Petey drop kicked the chair into Darrens face He then threw the chair at Titus knocking him out. Petey then hit Darren with the Canadian Destroyer for the win.
WINNER PETEY WILLIAMS
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Match 7- Perry Saturn vs. Bobby Roode (Thumbtack match)
Number one contender for World championship
Ravens music hits and he joins Joey and Taz on commentating. The match went on as planned but nobody had gotten slammed in the tacks for most of the match because they were battling outside. Perry had Roode on the ground and Raven had finally had enough. Raven rolled Saturn into the ring and then hit him with the Raven Effect right into the tacks. The crowd started going insane watching Saturn's head and stomach covered in thumbtacks. After that Roode got into the ring and hit Raven with a powerbomb. The crowd went crazy again looking at Ravens back covered in thumbtacks. Roode took advantage of Saturn's misfortunes and went for the cover but Saturn kicked out. The two then got up and Saturn got Roode into the corner and hit Roode with a superplex right into the tacks. Both men screamed in pain but Saturn got the pin on Roode.
WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR WORLD TITLE PERRY SATURN
After the match Saturn got up and scoop slammed Raven into the tacks again. Raven is in severe pain with thousands of tacks in his back. Saturn lets up however and leaves the arena
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Joey- What a match that was folks! It looks like at Summer Onslaught we are going to have Perry Saturn taking on Raven for the World Title!
Taz- Lets see if Cyrus will make any stipulations in that match because we all know he has major beef with Saturn. It should be a good match either way though.
Joey- Up next wrestling fans is our main event match, Shelton Benjamin taking on Jeff Hardy in a barbwire steel cage match. Right after our break!
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Match 8- Shelton Benjamin vs. Jeff Hardy (Barbwire Steel Cage Match)
The match was brutal on both men. Both men were bloody especially Jeff Hardy. It looked like Jeff was going to climb out the cage but instead of taking the win he hit Benjamin with a swanton bomb off the top of the cage. Both men were knocked out for a couple minutes but Jeff was up first, he then ordered for the ref to open the door but Benjamin latched on to his leg. Jeff tried kicking him off but Benjamin got to his feet and belly to belly suplexed Jeff into the cage knocking the side of the cage out and Jeff ended up winning the match.
WINNER JEFF HARDY
After the match Shelton lost his mind and went after Jeff but this time Jeff was ready for Benjamin and hit him with a side effect on the concrete floor. He then took him up the ramp to the stage and hit him with a Twist of fate.
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Joey- Well wrestling fans, another night in the book! You are witnessing history when you watch HCW. Signing off for my partner Taz, I am Joey Styles and thank you for watching. Until next week!
The camera fades to the HCW logo.