Just when Solomn Incline thought he had this won, who but the RISEN LORD JESUS CHRIST suddenly appears and boots him off of Madison for the KICK OUT!



Madison stands up and dusts herself off. 

Hey Jesus thanks for the assist!

No problem, Maddy! Jesus Christ, up, up, and awaaaaaaay!

Jesus flies away. Meanwhile, Maddy stands over Solomon, hands on her hips, and oh yeah you just know she's gonna fuckin' monologue. 

Yeah guy, it is pretty wild that we haven't been introduced before. Oh wait, no its not. Because you see Solomon I'm up here at the top of the card, and you're down there at the bottom. 

But I actually do believe that you're a champ in another company! Yeah, because any scrub lord can win a title at some indy mud show. But, as you've already found out, winning a championship at the pinnacle of the industry? Just a little bit harder! 

So fuck off with your Easter greetings and get back in your place, plebian!