When is a spilt Boston Cream Donut more than just a spilt Boston Cream Donut?

Why, when it represents the dissolution of joy, of hope, of all life. Just as the Xtreme championship has for one James Shark. For while he seems calm and confident on the outside, inside he bemoans the destruction of his life, the constant turmoil, that this championship represents. 

Oh, but there is a solution. The siren song of failure calls out to him. 

He could just not kick out. Then the torture would be over. 

When is a donut not a donut? 

When it is ABSOLUTION. 

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Also when Madison pins him, he gets a giant throbbing erection. This is canon now, there's no getting around it.