We see BIG MF PREESH ahead of his long awaited Anarchy return!


See, playa, the real issue with all these OLD HEAD grampas from the first edition of the BOB is that they don't know it's over when the fat lady sings! I ain't no lady, not with meat that SWANGS this low, knowmsayin, but I can sing for my supper and send Old Man Bourbon back to his throuple with TK and Charlie Pennies and on outta my way! Especially now that I am OFFICIALLY the head trainer for Gravy's pro wrestling school!



Dude, we talked about this



Yup like I said I am training the next generation of amazing XWF talent, and rhey wanna be remonded who the BEST X Champ of all TIMES is! BIIIIIG PREEEEEESH!!!


Just then Robert Bourbon walks by eating an Italian Ice. Preesh smashes him with a BIG BRAIN CHOP and then a Preeshquake Splash! He hooks the leg AND EATS THE ITALIAN ICE!




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