Two men round a corner, having being chided for impersonating a camel in some ruse to seduce the famous cigarette spokesperson and general man about town: from riding motorcycles to shooting pool to hanging out with human women in bikinis, Joe Camel has done it all. Generally pleased they'd given that pesky lawyer type the slip, the snake that's kept in a bag under the XWF ring slithers up next to it. At that precise moment the men doff their second disguise, proving the ruse WAS the ruse, and it was 40 squirrels in two people costumes in a camel costume. The squirrels all mount up on the official XWF bag snake and enact their final devastating plan for Animal Beach Party.

THE QUETZALCOATL PANOPLY. (dooooom)

The 40 squirrels fan out and form wings atop bag snake as it slithers at full speed, Squirrel 41 sitting at the top of the snake's head. It takes graceful and beautiful flight, and the 41st Squirrel pulls out a microphone as they buzz the stage, and Squirrel 41 is the next musical act as it flies around on two XWF staples merged into one to form a love dragon.