Down and out, there is nothing the Generic Heel can do. He is caught! Defeated! Pinned! He has been KAPOW'd and KABLAM'd so thoroughly that not even the sweetness of Hostess can power him on. But then he remembers the words of Ding Dong, a force which not only defies all others in tastebud combat, but was a powerful influence in the sculpting of his jiggly frame:

"Use the power of the Ho Hos to your advantage!"

From deep within him, his voice rings out:

"Hoes! To me!"

From around the corner come two smokin' hawt chicks, Asian, of course, who stumble about on blocky platforms so high and clunky that they have no choice but to walk like drunken slags. The Atomic Bat, so focused on capturing the XWF's most prestigious title, could not fathom the awesomeness of the power of Hoes. Her sqwuak as they picked her up and tossed her to the side was most excellent.

Afterward, as Ding Dong threw treats to the cheering children, GH the Great totally scored with both of the Hoes.