There I was.. High off the first Title I had won in XWF. Thinking about what I was going to do to celebrate. Then as if a light switch had gone off, I was thinking about purple tailed dolphins.. Not sure why but I was falling and as I turned, I asked myself why I was seeing Jenny Myst standing above me. I hit the floor and she was hooking my leg. I made eye contact with a guy slapping the ground nearby. 

One!

Kickout, a faint voice whispered.

Two!

Kickout, the voice could have made someone flinch as loud as it became. It sounded like Theo, I needed to call him later, I reminded myself.

Thr– Kickout! I also farted as my legs kicked out. It was at this time I even realized I was being pinned. Groggy as I pushed to my feet, I saw the hammer she used as my hand found the newfound lump on the back of my dome. 

"Hey Moe!" I shouted as I threw a peace sign into Jenny's eyes, tips first. I stumbled away, turned back because I almost forgot about the Title. Grabbed it and left.