We're cuts of the same cloth, me and my friend. The Italy to my Greece, same face and same race, and he knows I will also do what I have to and we are content in that fact I believe. We have said fuck the motto and do it our own
way. I mean, it's part of our charm, his and I. It's why we are flames to moths and it's why when we are done we will smile to one another in the middle of that ring and bask in the praise heaped upon us from the stands, we will go back as we entered.

Friends. Content in knowing that whichever of us comes out victor is the next to be coronated. Isn't that right....

......Thaddeus Duke.

Hello Dove.......

No, Hold up wait. I'll get back to you in a second. The babies crying...

  Homemaker Atty, of all the epithets she had collected over the years, that possibly the least likely anyone would have ever pegged for her for. She was a Greek woman however and the idea of being the consummate domestic engineer had been indoctrinated since birth. She was very much playing the part now, half seated and half laying down in that awkward in between position on her couch. Nestled in her lap was Ismini, the tiny demon spawn that had exhausted Atara through out the day and together they had been finishing out their day watching a documentary. The source of most of Atty Facts.
   Baby asleep and her own eye lids heavy, Atty eventually drifted off to dream land to the sound of a British accent in the background and accent that turned more and more Greek the deeper into sleep she fell....

  Boom! Real world to dream world transition. We see Atty in her best khaki colored ensemble standing in what looks like to be the wilderness of Australia. Down under ya cunt! Anywho....shes walking through the wilderness Attenborough style....

"Yassas Doves! Welcome to Atty to Entomology! In today's episode we've come to the Australian to explore and discover the amazing and RICH world of the nastiest most disgusting animal on the planet!

COCKROACHES!

Yes, second to prolly only the rat in disgusting and maybe the most wide spread wide pest in existence! I really don't know because it wasn't in the Orkin pamphlet I read last minute for this idea! You know, that sneaky, nasty little that bugger that likes to HIDE in SECRET like a COWARD because it thinks it's gonna make some kind of big splash when the light comes on and you reveal it and then it falls all kinds of flat....

Because we already the know the cockroach is there obviously, you can fucking smell the shit on them from the last place they were at after they migrated back  after  discovering the food there wasn't exactly what HOME had in the cupboard.

But where not talking about the standard, basic, just like every other rich guy, I mean German cockroach! Ya know, the German Cockroach that'll eat it's own to save itself. No, we're talking about the most special cockroach in existence! A cockroach unlike any other despite being exactly like every other! We're talking about the Rhinoceros Cockroach!

Why is it so special?

Because it's bigger. It's the biggest. When you squish it, you get the biggest pop!

The biggest crunch!

But that's it kids! It's a still a cockroach at the end of the day. It's feeds on whatever the current favorite food you keep around is to stay relevant, I mean alive. It offers absolutely nothing that no other cockroach offered and needs it's cockroach friends to feel like the special cockroach he is and holy shit there's one now!

Atty takes off a flip flop and heads over what looks like a giant roach with a lions mane and whacks the shit out it!

Atty SMASH!