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**Mark Flynn** · (11-03-2022)

To: Charlie Nickles (email hidden)
From: mark_flynn@optimalpath.com
Re: Hey Mark Flynn

Chuckster!

I am so excited to see an employee reaching out, looking for thoughts. The only way we improve is seeking for feedback from our mental and corporate superiors. And seeing as I am the SUPERIOR Superior™, it makes sense for you to eliminate all the middlemen and come straight to me. What gumption! What gusto!

See below for my notes.

(11-03-2022, 03:44 AM)Chuckster Said: Did you know that your tag-team partner is bald beneath that wig?

Ooooh, Corporate doesn't love the word 'bald', Chuckaroo. There's an amount of stigma, it engenders negative sentiment in the hairless, hideous mole people we call the 35-44 average American male demographic. The boys in the writer's room are workshopping more inclusive terms, but in the meantime, please replace your language with 'follically challenged'.

(11-03-2022, 03:44 AM)Chuckaroo Said: In our last tag match, I'm pretty sure she was trying to fix the damn thing while I was pinning Dolly...Jenny's inability to deal with her baldness was a total distraction!

Hilarious, Chuckles! I've wrestled you every two weeks for a year now! Why were you hiding that you were funny? The lifelong-peasants-that-would-die-of-starvation-if-you-took-their-cellphone-for-an-hour that we call 'the 18-24 demographic'? They LOVE funny!

I'm going to put a gold star on your employee record for that, WoodChuck. It's as big of an accomplishment in the wrestling industry as 'OCW Savage Champion.'

(11-03-2022, 03:44 AM)Charles in Charge Said: Do you have a plan for dealing with her female-pattern baldness on this go?

Great question, Motherchucker. Lemme answer it with a question of my own.

Are you bringing a wheelbarrow to our match? Maybe lifting beams and a mechanical crane?

Otherwise, I'm not sure how you plan to carry Marf to victory.

(11-03-2022, 03:44 AM)Dill Nickles Said: Oh and btw....does your partner's wig smell like Chris Chaos's cum? Your promotional material for our last tag match sure did! See you on Savage, you fucking snake.

Considering only one of us directed a porn parody last match, I think that smell might be you and your promo cam, Chuck.

Hope you find it in yourself to take these notes and improve! Best of luck in your future endeavors!
Your pal,
Mark Flynn
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION
Success Story™

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