BIG PREESH
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08-26-2022, 07:13 PM
Big Preesh doesn't just kick out.
He kicks out and then does a MOONWALK, kid!
EDWARD is so stunned by Preesh seeming to walk in anti gravity that he starts wailing and screaming about Preesh being a witch or a demon.
Preesh drops him with a big ol' bionic elbow to stop the noise!
EDWARD ends up strung up over a trash can, and Preesh sees an opportunity... he runs, swings off the ceiling fan, and hits a modified PREESH ONE NINE!!!
"OH SNAP you just got smacked upside the head by these boots! It must have been like when that meteor hit the planet for you all over again, BOYYYYYYY! Get it? Because you're a caveman! I don't know if it's habilis or erectus, but I know it's HOMO!"
Someone whispers into Preesh's ear and explains that humans themselves are called Homo Sapiens.
"Aw, man. That's some bullshit. But you know what's not? I still got that SHINNY, and you don't! PUNK!"
Preesh does the robot and then leaves.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane (08-27-2022)
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