Preesh sits with his new title belt and sobs.

And sobs.

And sobs.

And sobs and sobs and sobs.

He did it. He finally did it.

All the other people at the swap meet told him he'd never win shit in the XWF, but look at him now.

A champion.

Not only that, but he got to lay on top of one FINE as Latin honey for 12 hours, ya heard?


"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY look what ya boy just did! Snagged that bag, now it's all about that SWAG, bayBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Preesh says he gon' do the damn thang and he does it! Now Y'ALL DADDY got that Sexy X! Fabmongous gonna hit the club tonight fa SHO, you feel me? Talkin' 'bout sippin' that Hen, smokin' that CHIBA, and crushin' all that poontang all night LOOOOOOOONG papa! WOOO!"