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Tony Santos · (08-02-2013)

(08-02-2013, 12:29 PM)Poppa Feder 17 31707 1 Said: :BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Santos seems to enjoy bringing up the fact that I'm a little older than he is but isn't that going to make him look like an even bigger fuck up if we ever cross paths? You know, because that will mean he's been crushed and left a mangled mess by the guy who Santos thinks is just a relic of the past. I'm a treasure of the present and I am shining brighter than ever before. I've discovered a new vegetable and added it to my diet, you stupid piece of mouse shit! I guaran-damn-tee you I'm faster and more powerful than you right now, even if my beard makes me look like I should be sliding down chimneys and delivering presents to the Santos family since Tony can't afford to put any gifts under the tree -- and why can't he? -- because he's "too good" to go for the big money championships. These Trio checks are disgustingly fat and they're reserved for men who are out of Santos' league; Peter Gilmour included! If Santos became one of the Trio champs, they'd lower the pay for all three champs to adjust for Tony's disastrous effect on the group's statistics.

I'm willing to bet if I continue getting in as good of shape as I've been heading, I'll be able to grow my hair out just a little and bleach it blonde, shave my beard off, walk into a room and have more women coming up to me than to Tony Santos. How stupid will he look when he's all alone, sloppily tossing old man jokes at the muscular looking beast who got all the girls?

SHHHH, don't anybody tell Tony my plan though.

Oh, Poppa, your old age is clearly catching up to you. The new vegetable that you've discovered is your slowly deteriorating brain. Your "big money" championship is, again, just a token title with token prizes. Management hands you a candy bar and a pat on the back and you're happy. Having Gilmour on your team? Heh, that just knocks you down to a lower level than the FTW belt.

Please, please Poppa, don't shave that beard of yours. You'll look like a lost, senile biker whose Harley tats have aged and wrinkled to plan. Those women of yours? Paid actresses from the Enzyte commercials that you're long overdue to make an appearance in.

Poppa, don't test me. I'll throw you around like a rag doll and turn you into oatmeal and Moxie. Step away before you get hurt.

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