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Hey Satty - DeathMerchant - 08-01-2013
Since you seem to have some kind of problem with me why don't you back it up by facing me one on one inside the ring at Shove it on the 17th of August. Or are you the gutless coward I think you are? Prove it!
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-01-2013
this will be EPIC!!
Hey Satty - AlexandraCallaway - 08-01-2013
"Told you that you wouldn't make it to the end Peter."
Alexandra fought back a laugh, keeping a straight face.
"I knew you couldn't do it."
She turned to Merchant.
"Come to think of it, none of us made it through that match."
Hey Satty - DeathMerchant - 08-01-2013
It sure was a lot of fun trying though......
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-01-2013
hey Alexandra.. i got screwed... royally
did u win? oh yeah NO!
stfu and make me a sandwich
Hey Satty - AlexandraCallaway - 08-01-2013
"Do I have the name Slave tattooed on my ass? No I don't fCENSOREDing think so. So do me a favor already and shut the fCENSORED up, before you get knocked the fCENSORED out."
She gets into Peters face not backing down. This time it was clear, she was ready to put him down on his ass, broken and bleeding.
"I suggest you keep your pansy mouth shut. Dude, your ass got kicked. You didn't survive in there as long as I did. Nor can you say you were the only WOMAN to compete in that match. No. I have that glory and the liberty to brag about it. I can hold it over your head like a weapon. And that's what pisses you off. That I am a woman in a male dominated profession. Well guess what stupid, WOMEN have a higher pain tolerance. So are you sure you want to step into the ring with me?"
She glared up at him.
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-01-2013
u on ur period? if not stfu
RE: Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 02:38 AM)Mister Satty-Lite Said:(08-01-2013, 11:26 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u on ur period? if not stfu
Translation - I know I can't beat you, so I won't acknowledge what you said.
Too bad Soldier and Poppa Fedar aren't here to bail you out, like usual. Where are they anyway? In fact, where's your Brotherhood at? Why aren't they backing you up and high fiving you, for your display of low human intelligence?
Face it Gilmour - Callaway, may be a girl, but at least she's not the biggest pussy in the room. Now; why, don't you run along and make me a fucking sandwich.
Oh and it better not be chicken parm, either!
u say im a pussy yet i get the most pussy here ;)
Hey Satty - Andrew Aldway - 08-02-2013
Well Peter, they say you are what you eat chap.
RE: Hey Satty - Mr. Radio - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 04:19 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:(08-02-2013, 02:38 AM)Mister Satty-Lite Said:(08-01-2013, 11:26 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u on ur period? if not stfu
Translation - I know I can't beat you, so I won't acknowledge what you said.
Too bad Soldier and Poppa Fedar aren't here to bail you out, like usual. Where are they anyway? In fact, where's your Brotherhood at? Why aren't they backing you up and high fiving you, for your display of low human intelligence?
Face it Gilmour - Callaway, may be a girl, but at least she's not the biggest pussy in the room. Now; why, don't you run along and make me a fucking sandwich.
Oh and it better not be chicken parm, either!
u say im a pussy yet i get the most pussy here ;)
Please tell me, you did not just say that. Have you seen that "Axe" commercial? Women just jump into our arms. What are you, a fat Fuck who eats cats.
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
no im 6'5 250 lbs of pure unadulterated monster..
u all can judge me.. but keep fucking with me and u all will end up like that prick john madison!
trust me!
RE: Hey Satty - Jessie-ica Diaz - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 07:43 AM)Mister Satty-Lite Said:(08-02-2013, 06:39 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: no im 6'5 250 lbs of pure unadulterated monster..
u all can judge me.. but keep fucking with me and u all will end up like that prick john madison!
trust me!
We'll end up king?
"Oh yeah, didn't you hear? All it takes is the Peter Gilmour stamp of idiocy, and you're well on your way to getting the crown long before he will! On a secondary note, does anyone take any of what Gilmour says seriously? Just wondering, for science."
RE: Hey Satty - Peter Lake - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 07:46 AM)Jessie Diaz Said:(08-02-2013, 07:43 AM)Mister Satty-Lite Said:(08-02-2013, 06:39 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: no im 6'5 250 lbs of pure unadulterated monster..
u all can judge me.. but keep fucking with me and u all will end up like that prick john madison!
trust me!
We'll end up king?
"Oh yeah, didn't you hear? All it takes is the Peter Gilmour stamp of idiocy, and you're well on your way to getting the crown long before he will! On a secondary note, does anyone take any of what Gilmour says seriously? Just wondering, for science."
*Checks print-out on clipboard*
"Lemme see... ah, NOPE!"
RE: Hey Satty - AlexandraCallaway - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 07:46 AM)Jessie Diaz Said:(08-02-2013, 07:43 AM)Mister Satty-Lite Said:(08-02-2013, 06:39 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: no im 6'5 250 lbs of pure unadulterated monster..
u all can judge me.. but keep fucking with me and u all will end up like that prick john madison!
trust me!
We'll end up king?
"Oh yeah, didn't you hear? All it takes is the Peter Gilmour stamp of idiocy, and you're well on your way to getting the crown long before he will! On a secondary note, does anyone take any of what Gilmour says seriously? Just wondering, for science."
"Nope, no one takes that joke of a monster seriously. However it would be fun to destroy him in the ring and show that he is nothing more than a pathetic want to be."
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
ur all going to pay.. mark my words!!
Hey Satty - Ricky Desmond - 08-02-2013
Peter you are actually 250 pounds of:
![[Image: sack_2.jpg]](http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/images/2007/09/10/sack_2.jpg)
Just wanted to clear that up.
RE: Hey Satty - Tony Santos - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:07 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ur all going to pay.. mark my words!!
I'll pay you in Drumsticks if you'll shut up.
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
ill pay ur hospital bill if u stfu ;)
Hey Satty - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 08-02-2013
:BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Peter Gilmour could devour all your careers and spit out the bones without breaking a sweat. He's part of the reason nobody will ever be able to defeat us for these Trio straps!
RE: Hey Satty - Tony Santos - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:15 AM)Poppa Feder 17 31707 1 Said: :BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Peter Gilmour could devour all your careers and spit out the bones without breaking a sweat. He's part of the reason nobody will ever be able to defeat us for these Trio straps!
The reason that no one will defeat you for the Trio belts is because nobody wants the Trio belts (I don't consider The Connection to be a real thing).
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
well said dude ^^ fuck all these losers!!
nobody taking our trios titles and NOBODY can end the BROTHERHOOD!
Hey Satty - Ricky Desmond - 08-02-2013
Mr. Bigshot now aye Tony? Undermining those belts proves your ignorance. You don't 'consider the Connection to be a real thing'? Are you fucking
? Where are KnightMask and Crimson Cobra? They're in the hospital wing and haven't been seen for weeks because of us and they are two men who hold way more respect than you ever will. So cut your bullshit.
RE: Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:29 AM)Tony Santos Said:(08-02-2013, 10:15 AM)Poppa Feder 17 31707 1 Said: :BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Peter Gilmour could devour all your careers and spit out the bones without breaking a sweat. He's part of the reason nobody will ever be able to defeat us for these Trio straps!
The reason that no one will defeat you for the Trio belts is because nobody wants the Trio belts (I don't consider The Connection to be a real thing).
yet the belts are starting to be defended a lot lately.. great logic
RE: Hey Satty - Tony Santos - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:35 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: well said dude ^^ fuck all these losers!!
nobody taking our trios titles and NOBODY can end the BROTHERHOOD!
Whoa, whoa, now. Don't be lumping me in with this pro-Brotherhood BS. Your group will crumble just as quickly as any other flash-in-the-pan faction that's held together by duct tape, failure, and man-on-man blowjobs.
Your trio titles will eventually be disavowed, leaving each of you completely insignificant to this company.
Hey Satty - AlexandraCallaway - 08-02-2013
"Oh please just shut the hell up Peter. The sound of your voice is like nails on a fucking chalk board. Just sit down, shut the fuck up and get over yourself."
Alexandra gave the man one of her patented cold stares.
"Or I will take the liberty to shut you up myself with this."
Alexandra pulled the chain she had wrapped around her waist.
"I was saving this to use on Andrew..but using it on you would give me great pleasure."
Hey Satty - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 08-02-2013
Juan: Lay off them burritos, Peter! Jus because you're a trio champion and your partners have abandoned you, it doesn't mean you have to eat for 3 people.
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
hey "Juan".. how's your back and neck after I threw you out of the skybox on Warfare?
go make me a gordita esse!
RE: Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:39 AM)Tony Santos Said:(08-02-2013, 10:35 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: well said dude ^^ fuck all these losers!!
nobody taking our trios titles and NOBODY can end the BROTHERHOOD!
Whoa, whoa, now. Don't be lumping me in with this pro-Brotherhood BS. Your group will crumble just as quickly as any other flash-in-the-pan faction that's held together by duct tape, failure, and man-on-man blowjobs.
Your trio titles will eventually be disavowed, leaving each of you completely insignificant to this company.
pfft Rose Smith is better looking than u
Hey Satty - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 08-02-2013
:BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
These Trio Championships hold more prestige and carry more weight in the industry than any of the titles you've ever held, Santos. Didn't you recently have the X-Treme title? I am pretty sure my son won that title here in the XWF the first day he showed up, before he even had a match. Anyone in the Feder family could easily outshine a Santos and anyone carrying a Trio title is a hell of a lot more important than anyone carrying the X-Treme title today, yesterday or the day before that since we know how it gets tossed around like a hot potato. How many shitty stables are in the XWF? -- And not a single one of them can dethrone this group of random assholes who just want to spill blood! These titles have never been held by anyone other than us and that will remain true for another month, another year, another decade, and until I'm dead in the fucking ground with my beard down to my knees and my Trio title in the grave with me!
RE: Hey Satty - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:53 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: hey "Juan".. how's your back and neck after I threw you out of the skybox on Warfare?
go make me a gordita esse!
Juan realizes that he's wearing a neck brace and disposes of it immediately
Juan: My back and neck are fine, amigo. I just had an accident in the kitchen. I tripped over my cat while I was making some chili con queso.
I'm not sure where you get the idea that this took place on Warfare; a show where immigrants such as myself aren't even welcome. I'm Madness all the way, chico. But I'm flattered that you've decided to compare me to the great King John. I will use your endorsement for my entry into the Brooklyn Rumble.
I won't make you a gordita, Peter, because then I would be enabling your bad eating habits. I don't want to see you coming down with type 2 diabetes, amigo.
go run some laps!
odelay!
RE: Hey Satty - Tony Santos - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 10:58 AM)Poppa Feder 17 31707 1 Said: :BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
These Trio Championships hold more prestige and carry more weight in the industry than any of the titles you've ever held, Santos. Didn't you recently have the X-Treme title? I am pretty sure my son won that title here in the XWF the first day he showed up, before he even had a match. Anyone in the Feder family could easily outshine a Santos and anyone carrying a Trio title is a hell of a lot more important than anyone carrying the X-Treme title today, yesterday or the day before that since we know how it gets tossed around like a hot potato. How many shitty stables are in the XWF? -- And not a single one of them can dethrone this group of random assholes who just want to spill blood! These titles have never been held by anyone other than us and that will remain true for another month, another year, another decade, and until I'm dead in the fucking ground with my beard down to my knees and my Trio title in the grave with me!
Funny, since the last time you had to defend those belts, you faced a joke (Dwayne Johnson), a preacher who's now gone sour (Hunter Payne), and a man who failed to barely try before going MIA (Dean Moxley McGovern). Since then? No defenses. Before then? More, less-than-spirited attempts by hastily put together opponents who didn't care so much about winning those belts as they were about winning something. I won the Xtreme belt in a four-way match and lost it in a one-on-one. This wasn't a FTW-esque effort.
Now go drink some warm milk and go to sleep. It's a tad bit late for you.
Hey Satty - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 08-02-2013
:BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Dwayne Johnson is one tough competitor and I doubt you could hold his schlong strap. Hunter Payne tried to bring the pain but got squashed like a Mexican jumping bean. Dean McGovern probably got sent to the slammer after the match and won't be out for at least a decade or two, but that doesn't mean he wasn't top competition. Wasn't that goofy queer, Dean, here for something like two weeks and in that time he won more titles than you've ever had? Wasn't he a double or triple champion at one point? Seems to me like having a win over him actually means a lot more than a win over Tony Santos would mean -- just like having a win over Dwayne Johnson means a lot more than somebody like you. You know what; I'm pretty sure Hunter Payne is the only one on that list that you'd have any chance of being able to replace and be of equal or greater value, but even that's debatable now isn't it?
A fear of challenging the champions is what plays a major role in the amount of challengers we receive. If we weren't this good, we'd probably be getting challenged a lot more because people would think they have a chance of defeating us. Let's not call it anything other than what it is, Santos.
Hey Satty - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-02-2013
and yet i pinned Hunter Payne, Dean Moxley and Dwanye Johnson all in the same match.. Yeah guys I ride on their coattails.. STFU!
all of your logic and name calling is LAME! get some better fn material or get out of the XWF
RE: Hey Satty - Tony Santos - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 11:47 AM)Poppa Feder 17 31707 1 Said: :BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Dwayne Johnson is one tough competitor and I doubt you could hold his schlong strap. Hunter Payne tried to bring the pain but got squashed like a Mexican jumping bean. Dean McGovern probably got sent to the slammer after the match and won't be out for at least a decade or two, but that doesn't mean he wasn't top competition. Wasn't that goofy queer, Dean, here for something like two weeks and in that time he won more titles than you've ever had? Wasn't he a double or triple champion at one point? Seems to me like having a win over him actually means a lot more than a win over Tony Santos would mean -- just like having a win over Dwayne Johnson means a lot more than somebody like you. You know what; I'm pretty sure Hunter Payne is the only one on that list that you'd have any chance of being able to replace and be of equal or greater value, but even that's debatable now isn't it?
A fear of challenging the champions is what plays a major role in the amount of challengers we receive. If we weren't this good, we'd probably be getting challenged a lot more because people would think they have a chance of defeating us. Let's not call it anything other than what it is, Santos.
Let's not fool ourselves now, shall we? That logic puts you in the same league as the kid who, despite not ever getting asked out or even approached by a girl, justifies this by stating that he's too good for them. If only they realized how fantastic he was, he'd be a made man.
You both, along with Unknown (and apparently unseen) Soldier are irrelevant. Old man, you're a relic of the old days, while Petey, you're just a rambling nobody. You have worthless titles that this company has apparently graced upon you simply to shut you up and keep you happy. It's like you're being fed high-class dog food and you're elated by it.
Congratulations, you've actually elicited sympathy for the likes of John (excuse me, Juan) Madison and Luca Arzegotti. That's how terrible you both are.
RE: Hey Satty - Jessie-ica Diaz - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 11:49 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: all of your logic and name calling is LAME! get some better fn material or get out of the XWF
"Coming from the resident God-King of Gay jokes? Demanding new material from the others is a luxury you aren't afforded. You want a change so bad in that area? Start with yourself."
Hey Satty - Caliban - 08-02-2013
So these are the XWF locker rooms big players? You all seem to be be squabbling for cheap shots here, seems slightly sad that nearly all of you have put me down saying I'm pointless. Some of you took offence to me calling you cattle but look at yourself, all in one place mooing at each other in a mix of anger, fear, desperation and an addiction to spotlights. One of you even went so far as to degrade the trio's title saying nobody wants it, if you are in a company and that company has a title you can hold why the hell wouldn't you want to hold it, any real competitor knows that one title is the stepping stone to the next one. Of course you will all either ignore me or tell me to shut up but if the new guy can walk in and see the raving insecurity within the big names in this locker room your all in a lot of trouble
RE: Hey Satty - Tony Santos - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 12:09 PM)Caliban Said: So these are the XWF locker rooms big players? You all seem to be be squabbling for cheap shots here, seems slightly sad that nearly all of you have put me down saying I'm pointless. Some of you took offence to me calling you cattle but look at yourself, all in one place mooing at each other in a mix of anger, fear, desperation and an addiction to spotlights. One of you even went so far as to degrade the trio's title saying nobody wants it, if you are in a company and that company has a title you can hold why the hell wouldn't you want to hold it, any real competitor knows that one title is the stepping stone to the next one. Of course you will all either ignore me or tell me to shut up but if the new guy can walk in and see the raving insecurity within the big names in this locker room your all in a lot of trouble
You're pointless.
RE: Hey Satty - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 12:09 PM)Caliban Said: So these are the XWF locker rooms big players? You all seem to be be squabbling for cheap shots here, seems slightly sad that nearly all of you have put me down saying I'm pointless. Some of you took offence to me calling you cattle but look at yourself, all in one place mooing at each other in a mix of anger, fear, desperation and an addiction to spotlights. One of you even went so far as to degrade the trio's title saying nobody wants it, if you are in a company and that company has a title you can hold why the hell wouldn't you want to hold it, any real competitor knows that one title is the stepping stone to the next one. Of course you will all either ignore me or tell me to shut up but if the new guy can walk in and see the raving insecurity within the big names in this locker room your all in a lot of trouble
"How nice of you to make an observation that anyone could point out. Did you have to find your old magnifying glass to catch that? I bet you did. So, you made your little point, again something we all see, not just you. Please go back to being pointless and wasting people's time in your own little videos and attempts to 'impress' people, because you're just like them. You strive for the acceptance of the most unaccepting people in the known universe, ask Satty!
Me? I like myself, that's all I need.
Go back to being pointless, baybay."
Hey Satty - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 08-02-2013
:BIG POPPA 17 31707 1:
Santos seems to enjoy bringing up the fact that I'm a little older than he is but isn't that going to make him look like an even bigger fuck up if we ever cross paths? You know, because that will mean he's been crushed and left a mangled mess by the guy who Santos thinks is just a relic of the past. I'm a treasure of the present and I am shining brighter than ever before. I've discovered a new vegetable and added it to my diet, you stupid piece of mouse shit! I guaran-damn-tee you I'm faster and more powerful than you right now, even if my beard makes me look like I should be sliding down chimneys and delivering presents to the Santos family since Tony can't afford to put any gifts under the tree -- and why can't he? -- because he's "too good" to go for the big money championships. These Trio checks are disgustingly fat and they're reserved for men who are out of Santos' league; Peter Gilmour included! If Santos became one of the Trio champs, they'd lower the pay for all three champs to adjust for Tony's disastrous effect on the group's statistics.
I'm willing to bet if I continue getting in as good of shape as I've been heading, I'll be able to grow my hair out just a little and bleach it blonde, shave my beard off, walk into a room and have more women coming up to me than to Tony Santos. How stupid will he look when he's all alone, sloppily tossing old man jokes at the muscular looking beast who got all the girls?
SHHHH, don't anybody tell Tony my plan though.
Hey Satty - Caliban - 08-02-2013
Well actually making that statement that you like yourself just shows that you don't, if you have to make a point of saying something about you then its obviously something nobody picks up on which tends to mean it doesn't exist, I'm not trying to impress anyone I don't need to and from the looks of all of you it would be kind of pointless too as it really wouldn't get me anywhere, c'mon one guy challenges another to a fight and 12 people jump in and your telling me to go back to my own videos? Your very good at proclaiming yourself smart by pointing out other peoples bad attempts to be, that doesn't make you smart it makes you a mirror trying incredibly hard to be what everyone else isn't. And yet again you claimed to not care but that was a rather big rant for someone who doesn't give a shit about what I said