TK kicks out grabbing the boomstick a.k.a. the AK-47 wrapped in barbed wire and swings it like a baseball bat to the attacker's face. The blood streaming down TK's face isn't a deterrent as he grabs Pig's legs.

Goddamn it! I hate this fucking move!

That's when it happened, TK performs a catapult sending Bearded War Pig flying, knocking the stupidly sewn Pig head mask of his head, into the Boomers that are stomping the rest of the Bastards. TK strolls over to the feeble pile of senior citizens and shoots a snot rocket on top of them. TK helps both Bobby and Charlie to their feet.

His name is Bobby Bourbon now.

Bobby and TK give their truly iconic no-look fist bump as Charlie sets Pig up for Devil Hook Drop. Charlie nods and TK knows exactly what to do.


Monochromatic Dirty Bomb Death Drop


The Bastards aren't done yet because Bobby picks Pig's lifeless body up only to lift him vertically. TK notices this, he runs and jumps off the pile of smelly Boomers to land the most devastating move in Tag Team history.


Rainbow Laser Death Sequence!


Fucking try hards.

Speaking of trying hard. I've been trying hard to nail down this name, Tee-Kay. I think I got it though... Ginger. Sounds like a stripper's name and you looooove strippers.

TK is more than frustrated at this point.

Can't even drive down the goddamn road!

Bobby places his hand on TK's shoulder and then gives him a pat.

You'll get used to it.

The three men start walking back to the car but Charlie can't let a sleeping dog lie.

What about Ginger though?

The Xtreme Championship isn't going to be fucking named Ginger, okay?! Christ Almighty! Give it a fucking rest! Just get in the goddamn car.

TK gets into the driver's seat, Bobby rides shotgun, and Charlie is sitting in the back. As TK drives away he hits the pile of Geritol taking seniors just narrowly missing Bearded War Pig's head.