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JimCaedus · (11-05-2021)

Freddy Fabulous, wearing a glittering smoking jacket covered in multicolored sequins, is pounding on the dressing room door of Olaf the Giant. His crew, the massive duo of Big Preesh and BMI and the rugged leather daddies The Disintigrators are standing nearby.

"Olaf? Olaf! It's Freddy! I know you must have gotten my messages by now, Olaf! It's time to ditch that hack RJ Magnus and get with a real businessman! You need someone with familiarity with big men, and I have the BIGGEST men!"

Suddenly, "Dangerous" Dave Mustang looks up from the game of dice he and his partner Johnny "Twisted" Steele are playing cross legged on the floor, and he sees around the corner into the X-Treme Hallway, where Jim Caedus is roughing up a cigarette machine because it took his money.

What? Yeah, the XWF has cigarette machines like they had in bowling alleys back in the 70s and 80s, so what? Nothing goes better after a big match than a glass of whisky and a long drag on a Parliament. Anyway...

"WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL, hey Fred! Take a look-see right over here! We got us the BONA-fide X-Treme Champion with his eyes off the ball! I'm gonna go get me some hardware!"

Dave stands, but Johnny grabs him by the shoulder.

"HECK NO, JACK! I SEEN HIM FIRST, PLUS YOU JUST ROLLED SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!!!"

While Dave and Johnny continue to bicker, Big Preesh has already clobbered Caedus by breaking a potted plant over the back of his head. BMI clmaly tells his boss:

"Fred. Think about it. We can use the X-Treme Championship as a way to lure the Giant out of his hiding place. Make him want to step into the trap. Snare him like a mongoose does to the cobra. He either joins us, and becomes the X Champion quicker than a hiccup... or he falls by our hand, felled like a great Redwood tree by the ax of the world's greatest group of lumbermen... the Fabulous Five."

"That's creepy, BMI, and I wish you'd blink more often, but I like the way you think. OLAF! OLAF WE'VE GOT THE X-TRMEE TITLE RIGHT HERE FOR YOU! JOIN ME AND IT'S YOURS!"

BMI nods with a grin.

"And don't you worry about Magnus. He won't ever be heard fro again if he steps out of that room."

"Again, REALLY creepy. PREESH! GET OFF OF JIM! That's for Olaf!"

Freddy Fabulous runs over to where Caedus is laying on his back covered in potting soil and Ficus bits. Freddy shoos Preesh away and puts a boot on Jim's chest as a placeholder for Olaf.

"All yours, big man! Come get your prize!"

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