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JimCaedus · (10-13-2021)

By the time Jims finished pissing on someone's grave- someone you'd call him a dick over for doing it, not someone deserving of it like Goebbels, Steve Irwin or shit serfs who live in New Zealand -and sauntered back from the graveyard wing of the 24/7 Halls here in XWF Mobile HQ, he's just in time to catch Hotdog's haphazard Henson-handjob transformation stumbling in.

Stuck in the form of Miss Piggy- though oddly still unable to speak English while, even more vexing, still somehow saying (and being subtitled with) Piggy catch phrases like "Hiiiiiii-YAH!" -shehe wanders over to and begins oinking at Caedus Clone v2, the latter busy playing Tic Tac Toe with Bam Miller's fresh corpse Weekend At Bernie's style.

As he joins Arcana, taking a handful of popcorn from the bag she's picking through. Oh I fuckin' LOVE Hotdog! Hey I thought we sealed that tear in the fabric of Space and Time? Gesturing towards Bam's body.

Apparently not, hun.

"Is there a space in yah ass fah someone tah put their hand?"

Aw hell, I set the Clone speech to 80s Fat Albert drawl. Oh well. Hey what's Hotdog squealin' about?

Poofing a pair of Universal Translator ear buds with subtitles capabilities and hands them to Jim. Check it out babe...

Jim listens for a bit, grinning, until- Heeeeeeey...is that narrator makin' fun 'a my way 'a speakin'? I talk like REAL people you honkey sumbitch!!

"Honkey"?

Well...yeah. Pork, the other white meat?

Charlie meanders into the hallway, moments after Caedus Clone v2 drops for a pin from Hotdog.

Oh shit, it's Chuckers...watch this, baby-

Uh, Jimmy..something's wrong. She points to the Clone currently smoking and spitting sparks.

The two turn to eachother slowly and in unison:

Short CIRCUIT!!

The couple dives for safety as Caedus Clone v2 blows up-

-translating to an explosive

KICK OUT!!

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