What in the multiverse is going on here!?


The ref's hand freezes at a nearly imperCEPTIBLE distance from the floor and the three count- a 2.99999999997 count to be exact -as his, Flynn's and NK's heads all twist to the still wide open front door and spot none other than Jim's magically delicious girlfriend Arcana standing there with a face awash in anger.


Jim, despite being seated and pinned, somehow begins to wag his ass in excitement.


Baby talk voice. Come here poopy, come here! Flynn and NK exchange confused looks. Come here boy!


Jim KICKS OUT and gallops on all fours to Arcana, immediately humping her leg. With a flick of her sorceress wrist, she changes "Jim" back into Chewie, Jim's pet Lhasa Apso...still humping her leg.


So much for the "guard dog" spell warning off cat burglars... If you're looking for Jimmy, he isn't here, he's out with Apex-Legacy and I'm willing to bet he'd be none too thrilled to find the two of you in his house. Considering I promised him I'd keep an eye on the place while he was gone, I know exactly what to do with you...


She rolls up her sleeves- well, she has no sleeves, she's wearing a sleeveless skimpy outfit but she mimes the universal movement for "I'ma kick your ass" anyway -and steps toward the duo.


POOF!


NK and Flynn find themselves magically transported elsewhere, 10,000 feet in the air above California in free fall in fact.


Yelling, a huge grin. What did I tell you Mark Flynn? Parachutes!

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