The Disintigrators
TWO BAAAAAAAAAAAAD MAMMA JAMMAS!
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Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos
(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
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03-15-2021, 08:54 AM
Engines rev and smoke coughs out of tailpipes as "Dangerous" Dave Mustang along with his partner Johnny "Twisted" Steele ride up to -X-Treme Champion ALIAS on their BAD ASS HARLEYS.
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “Hey Alias! You going somewhere, BUD??? You look like you're late to class, you freakin' NERD!”
Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “YEAH! HE'S A NERD! NERD!!!”
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “How about me and "Balls Of" right here take you down to POUND TOWN and take them belts off your shoulders, PUNK?!”
Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “FREAKIN' PUNKS FREAKIN' PISS ME OFF, DAVE!”
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “Same here, Johnny S! I say we handle some BIDNESS right here right now and make ourselves CHAMPS in the process! How you like that idea, Steely J?"
Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOO!”
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”
Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOO!”
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”
Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOO!”
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”
The two men both stare directly at Alias then, wiggling their fingers as they woo again in unison, this one a little quieter for effect.
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang & Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Then they leap off their bikes and blast Alias to the asphalt with a shit-kicking clean out of the old territory days. You have never seen people wind up for punches quite like these two do it. And the thigh slaps? Forget about it. NO ONE thigh slaps like the D-Grators.
Finally, Mustang hops on top of the beaten down Alias.
‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “Time for a little DANGER!”
Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JOHNNY WANTS TO BE A CHAMPION TOO, DADDY!!!!”
Johnyy Steele ALSO jumps onto Alias, both men now covering the X-Treme Champion in a pin!
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FUCKYOU
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