BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!

An explosion rocks the coffee shop. Chaos ensues as people scramble to find the door through a thick, black smoke. A small crater can be seen in the ground where the dog pile occurred with the adamantium handcuffs haphazardly scattered within it.

There is no Fury to be seen. And no Alias either.

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Panning back outside the 'coffee shop', a wooden facade falls to the ground revealing the truth of this reality. A sign can be seen on the original building:


The (un)real Alias leans on a brick building about one hundred yards away.

"Eat The Left Hand."

He waits, as the stream of actors vacates the building. A road runner speeds past the wreck, stopping to "meep meep" at the destruction.

The stream turns to a trickle as the final people vacate the building. Moments pass. One more shadow makes its way through the fog.




ZzzzzzKICK OUTzzzzZZZ



Using his hips to bounce off the wall (no coffee needed), Alias walks off from the explosion and into the distance, while a voiceover plays.