David Stumbled upon the next XWF event.

Holy Shit I forgot about this shit! I could have swore I smelt some Damn pussies! I think it might have been that damn John Black guy again, Maybe it was Kinwrathi. That guy sure was a pussy. Oh hey look hotdogs!

Bapi Boopi! wanta hotadoga?!

GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING HOTDOGS! If you Don't I swear on Amber's boobs I will Rip off out your tongue and make you eat it! give me the damn Hotdogs!

How about some Pasta?

Fuck no! I want a damn hotdog! This is a hotdog vendor right?

no no no, this is spaghetti, pasta, and taco vendor.

Why the fuck does it say Hotdog vendor on your stand than?! Give me five taco's though...

Out of Tacos...

Wha--- Give me some Spaghetti than!

No spaghetti or Pasta.

Ya know what. FUCK YOU!!!!!

David then proceeds to shoot the "hotdog" vendor in the face with his shotgun that he always carries around just in case he finds some one he hates.

Time to go find some puny Dick Fagalas in the arena. Maybe Someone will be selling food in here. Peter Gilmour usually has food. I wonder if the Bastion Booger is here? If he is he still owes me five pizza slices. hmm Should I go find food first or go work my arms in the gym? Both!

David then Bought four Pizza boxes and then goes to the gym and eats pizza and pumping iron at the same time!

Damn that was intense! I wonder when the next Shove it event is? If I ran that show I would fuck that shit up man. There would be chainsaws, Combat knives, cacti, bones, beads, and a lot of gasoline and matches. Oh god it would be a "Blast" hahahaha! I crack myself up! No let's see who the cham...WHAT THE FUCK!!! You call these champions!? These are scrawny little pricks! except for that Sid Feder guy, there's something about his eyes that just make me respect him. Why do Some people stay here with shit like this?! Someone call me when Saturday comes back! that shit was fun!

David then gets back in his Tank and starts to run over pedestrians and shooting at cars.