I smelt Pussy! and food... - Printable Version

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I smelt Pussy! and food... - David skulley - 07-19-2013

David Stumbled upon the next XWF event.

Holy Shit I forgot about this shit! I could have swore I smelt some Damn pussies! I think it might have been that damn John Black guy again, Maybe it was Kinwrathi. That guy sure was a pussy. Oh hey look hotdogs!

Bapi Boopi! wanta hotadoga?!

GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING HOTDOGS! If you Don't I swear on Amber's boobs I will Rip off out your tongue and make you eat it! give me the damn Hotdogs!

How about some Pasta?

Fuck no! I want a damn hotdog! This is a hotdog vendor right?

no no no, this is spaghetti, pasta, and taco vendor.

Why the fuck does it say Hotdog vendor on your stand than?! Give me five taco's though...

Out of Tacos...

Wha--- Give me some Spaghetti than!

No spaghetti or Pasta.

Ya know what. FUCK YOU!!!!!

David then proceeds to shoot the "hotdog" vendor in the face with his shotgun that he always carries around just in case he finds some one he hates.

Time to go find some puny Dick Fagalas in the arena. Maybe Someone will be selling food in here. Peter Gilmour usually has food. I wonder if the Bastion Booger is here? If he is he still owes me five pizza slices. hmm Should I go find food first or go work my arms in the gym? Both!

David then Bought four Pizza boxes and then goes to the gym and eats pizza and pumping iron at the same time!

Damn that was intense! I wonder when the next Shove it event is? If I ran that show I would fuck that shit up man. There would be chainsaws, Combat knives, cacti, bones, beads, and a lot of gasoline and matches. Oh god it would be a "Blast" hahahaha! I crack myself up! No let's see who the cham...WHAT THE FUCK!!! You call these champions!? These are scrawny little pricks! except for that Sid Feder guy, there's something about his eyes that just make me respect him. Why do Some people stay here with shit like this?! Someone call me when Saturday comes back! that shit was fun!

David then gets back in his Tank and starts to run over pedestrians and shooting at cars.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - David skulley - 07-19-2013

I will rip your head off and feed it to my Chihuahua that I put on steroids.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Sebastian Duke - 07-19-2013

You should be. That's David mother fucking Skulley.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-30-2013

Alexandra finds herself involved in this little scene, by some strange twist of fate.

.Alexandra.Callaway.
Really, are you saying that you Duke are intimidated by this man?

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-30-2013

Alexandra smirks, hearing Satty's words, she stands next to him, her gaze on him, and not the other two men.

"It is a shame. I took Duke to be a scarier man than Skulley." *sighs with a shrug* "Perhaps I was wrong."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"Well it is a shame that Duke is appearing less intimidating than even you Mr. Satellite." She chuckled softly behind her hand. "Perhaps I have a chance in my match against him after all."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"Thank you Mr. Satellite." She smiles at him. "I would think you and Luca make a lot of crazy bets. I mean.. after all I'm looking at eight other men, not just Dukey here. But Peter Gilmour.. who's hell bent on ending my career." She looks up at him. "But it's my hope that I face off against Duke, and perhaps your fifty wouldn't be spent in vain. So I can show him that his size doesn't intimidate me."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"I'm sure it wont be as bad as it sounds. But everyone from time to time needs to hear that someone believes in them. I'm just glad that mine is you." She looks at him with a smile. "I am pretty focused on what I am going to have to do when I get into the ring with Eli. I have this feeling that when the time comes, I wont stop. I know I can win that US championship. There are just a few stones I need to step on first." She chuckles a little and speaks again. "A man with his fairytales and superstitions may be a force to be reckoned with. But a woman with a heart as boundless as the universe, is just as dangerous."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

its just a shame that a pretty little bitch like you is going to bow down to the BROTHERHOOD after Warfare ;)

I smelt Pussy! and food... - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 07-31-2013

"Hey, Satty! Didn't we also agree that Gilmour would fuck up his sure fire victory in coming in last under the guise of a bet? Didn't I pay you for that? Yeah, we're even."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

Alexandra looked at the two men laughing softly.

"Well it seems that you two make a lot of bets when you are drunk."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

its sad that both lost ;)

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"Sadly that's not going to happen Petey. I am going to beat you tonight. Just face it, you aren't on my level. I'm far above you." She flips him off.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

Peter laughs at Alexandra's little comment.

"Bitch you wish you were at my level. I am way above you and tonight me and Duke will dominate the gauntlet and take you out! You cannot defeat us because we are IMMORTAL!"

RE: I smelt Pussy! and food... - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 07-31-2013

(07-31-2013, 12:16 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter laughs at Alexandra's little comment.

"Bitch you wish you were at my level. I am way above you and tonight me and Duke will dominate the gauntlet and take you out! You cannot defeat us because we are IMMORTAL!"

"Immortal, huh? You mean something like this?"

Luca then pulls something from his pocket. Upon closer inspection, we can see that it's a picture. He turns it around, so everyone can see it.

[Image: Immortal-Forever1.jpg]

"If so, pass."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"Please, you are nothing more than pathetic child, attempting to intimidate someone who see's you as nothing more than an annoying brat." She glared at Peter. "Do me a favor jock itch, and move along. Lest I remove you from the gene pool."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 07-31-2013

"Could you please remove his special strain of mental

from the gene pool? After having a match with him, I was a little concerned as to being infected with it. So far, I'm clean, but if he keeps calling me out and trying to fight me AFTER the fact, I'm concerned about passing it on to my children via secondhand infection.

I ask you for two reasons:

One, if you saw my match with Mister Radio, you could see just how injured my knee is."

Luca chuckles at that comment before continuing.

"And two, it would be especially humiliating for a sexist prick like him to get decimated by a woman."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"I could definitely try to remove him completely. I'm sure. I'm a bit afraid of what might jump off of him. I don't want to pass it on to my children either." She looks at Luca and then at Peter. "As for humiliating him in front of everyone. It would be an honor to do so." Peter looks at her furiously. "Oh get over yourself buddy boy."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - David skulley - 07-31-2013

David walks back onto the scene

you people are still here? Jeez... and who is this little bitch think she is? I may not be in the greatest condition right now brain wise but I am stronger than every fucker Here!

Picks up a car and throws it.

I was in the middle of my weekly stroll down the road and then I see all of you skinny pricks talking shit about me! What's up wit dat?!

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Jessie-ica Diaz - 07-31-2013

"Likewise, I was walking down the street when I came across a bunch of people conversing, and another one, with a severe case of arrested emotional development who may or may not be in the closet trying to act tough in an attempt to impress a bunch of people who wouldn't be impressed if he parted the fucking sea."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"Oh Skulley, we are past you. We are already onto a new topic."

She chuckles finding the man hilarious.

"I mean unless your name is Peter Gilmour."

She walks up to the man unintimidated.

"And the next time you call someone a bitch, think twice about who that person might be, or what they might be capable of."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

dont cry when u lose tonight ok darlin' ;)

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"I'm not losing anything Peter."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

maybe you're virginity ;)

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Jessie-ica Diaz - 07-31-2013

"Your. Not you-er, a pronunciation that denotes the contraction form of the words you, and are. Maybe you are virginity is not correct. Maybe your virginity is correct, but deplorable."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

oops my bad :P

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Lake - 07-31-2013

Peter Lake strolls in to see Gilmour with his little Gilmour out and apparently there must be a draft in the room. He's miming to Alexandra to take a look at it. Both turn to look at Lake. He only has one question.

"What AND THE HELL is that thing?"

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 07-31-2013

"First off Petey G. I'm not a virgin.. so you can put that far out of your mind. I have children for christs sake. Secondly, I wouldn't touch you except to destroy you in the ring during our match."

She glares at him, before turning to Peter Lake. Chuckling behind her hand at his comments.

"I think it's called a Vienna sausage."

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2013

mr lake why in the blue hell u looking at my dong? u gonna worship it? :P

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 08-01-2013

Alexandra giggled still standing there in disgust.

"Seriously, dude. Put it away, better yet go show Rocky."

Alexandra had to avert her eyes lest she go blind.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-01-2013

ill just beat both of you sorry asses with my pure strength.. keep mocking me and watch what happens.. fn bitches

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Christine Nash - 08-01-2013

Walks in.

Christine: What another party and I wasn't invited? Oh Poop!

She puts on a pouty face.

Christine: HEHE so what did I miss?

Looks excited and jumping around.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 08-01-2013

Alexandra turns to smile at her best friend.

"Hello Christine. You just missed this tool, insulting me, that's all. Just the same old insulting jerk faces that we are always dealing with. People who have more balls than brains. Nothing we can't handle."

Alexandra shook out her long raven locks, before speaking to Christine again.

"Christine, I want you to meet my friend Mr. Satellite. Satty, this is my best friend for like ever, Ms. Christine Nash."

She introduced her two friends, before looking back up at Satty.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Christine Nash - 08-01-2013

She smiles.

Christine: Hello Mr Satellite. Nice to meet you sir.

She looks at Alexandra.

Christine: Where is just Jerk? No one insults and gets away with it.

She smirks with a evil look.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - John_Black - 08-01-2013

Oooo, we see that Spaceman is so feisty to Peter.

I guess Peter had ate his robot's remains.

I smelt Pussy! and food... - AlexandraCallaway - 08-01-2013

Alexandra glares at John, then looks back at Peter.

"Don't you ever shut the hell up? When are you going to realize that you haven't won?"

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-01-2013

i dont care if i get injured i will die for the XWF and I will die to become King of the XWF!

I smelt Pussy! and food... - Christine Nash - 08-01-2013

Stands there rolling her eyes!