We see Madison standing at a lectern next to an open grave.

We are gathered here today to celebrate the life....and DEATH....of one Robert Main. Robert, who is the SECOND, I repeat, SECOND longest reigning Universal Champion of all time, was known for many other things: such as a natty beard and a penchant for drawing parasitic organisms like Chris Page like a flame does a moth.

But of late, Robert most enjoyed murdering people in Xtreme Championship title defenses. Unfortunately, what Robert failed to realize is that murder is STILL illegal. Imagine that! It's also a pretty dipshit thing to do in general just because a constant stream of contenders for your title is starting to get under your skin.

Blah de blah blah, rest in pieces you honky asshat.

Madison looks down in the hole, and Robert is inside it! Whoa, that must have been one hell of a bender! Madison leaps into the open grave on top of him and covers!

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