Shooter Syn
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04-25-2020, 02:05 PM
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raises it to the heavens as a golden aura appears around him!
Sounding like HeMan - I.... HAAAAAVE.... THE POTATOOOOOOOO....... SMACK!
Shooter looks down at the fallen , then lifts his branding iron back around like a golf club, swinging it full force off the side of the unfocused Graves head, sending both men to sleep. He steps delicately between them and lifts the pototo, now a foot from the unconscious 's head
Syn: No you don't bitch.
Shooter kneels between both men and bounces slightly on his haunches as he rolls the potato around in his left hand like a stress ball, addressing the metallic root vegetable, rather than the two men.
Syn: Well aint this turnin' in to a cluster fuck. All i wanted was to beat Rose one on one, take that belt, and wave it in front of his face. Now , now you ya big green fuck. When you boys come around i know you'll both be watching the replay from this goddamn big brother house you call the 24/7 halls. So listen good
Syn looks up at the ceiling, not knowing which camera to address, luckily the producers are on the ball and switch to the right one, zooming in on him
Syn: You two wanna sneak up like fucking children playin' peek-a-boo to grab that there belt, you do you. All it does is devalue what a title's meant to be. But that's a gripe for another day. I ain't gonna pin you , and i could, right now, and take the belt. But i said from the start i wanted this fair and square, face to face.
Syn hold the potato in an outstretched arm
Syn: So here's what i'm gonna do, i'm gonna head down the 24/7 ring, and i'm gonna wait there. Cause i have a feelin' BOTH of you want to get your hands on this shiny 'tater for some god damn reason. So i'll wait there, come one, or come both, and we settle this like men. Cause i'm takin' that belt, just like i took your potato
He throws the potato slightly, straight up, catches it, and puts it in his pocket
Syn: ... but first...
Syn reaches over and grabs one of the men, putting one over the other, the zoomed in camera can't see who has won the fight, it starts to zoom out as Shooter stands up and starts to walk away, throwing the branding iron over his shoulder and whistling what sounds like the tune to "Bang Bang" by Nancy Sinatra
OOC: STORY CONTINUES IN THIS THREAD
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