Listen up, I am about to give a lesson,
There won't be any digression in this rhyming session.
So zip up your pants and put up your dick
Then get put in your place by this pale white chick.
Shut the hell up, none of us care.
All our fucks left along with Vinnie's hair.
All you are is crass, ugly, and mean

All of you want me, trust me I know
Fuzz is the one that got me, find another ho
All you are is crass, ugly, and mean
I'd rather bump dirty with Barney Green
No offense to Barney, he's a sweet guy
But he's into T-Girls and lost a freaking eye.
Even Maddy Dyson has a better chance than you
The way she flabs her mouth, she knows what to do
If this doesn't convince you to tuck tale and leave
My friend Robbie Bourbon may cause you to grieve
Before I drop the mic, here's one last piece of advice
If you want to woo a lady.
Just fucking be nice.