Mission Enpitsu
Objectives:

Slaying the Dolpin.
Eradicating Pinecones.
Preserving thepintegrity of the title.

A normal day in the XWF locker room, our current champion finds himself alone enjoying his spare time reading his favorite editorial, Penthouse Letters. In the background, a dolpin version of Billy Bass plays Jim's favorite song, Pinecone Lovely by Gustafar Yellowgold.

Mid-song, Billy Bass cuts off, it's voice replaced by strange language.

BI-SO-DIH YEH-HES A-CHIN BE-TKAH BO-O-NE-TAH BE-TKAH TLO-CHIN A-CHIN BE-TKAH TSIN-TLITI TSAH-AS-ZIH BE-TKAH NA-HASH-CHID A-CHI DAH-NES-TSA THAN-ZIE TSE-GAH LHA-CHA-EH BE-LA-SANA TSAH-AS-ZIH BE-TKAH TAZI-CHA BE-TKAH NE-TEH BE-TKAH DIBEH-YAZZIE A-KHA GLOE-IH BE-TKAH CHA-GEE BE-TKAH CLA-GI-AIH YEH-HES A-CHIN A-CHIN TSE-NILL TLA-GIN DIBEH-YAZZIE DZEH BE-TKAH TOH-NI-TKAL-LO BE-TKAH AH-JAD A-KHA GLOE-IH BE-TKAH TKIN BE-TKAH NA-HASH-CHID AH-JAH D-AH BE-TKAH TSAH-AS-ZIH NE-AHS-JAH NO-DA-IH BE-TKAH GLOE-IH AH-NAH DAH-NES-TSA AH-JAH BE-TKAH TLA-GIN TSE-GAH A-KHA NA-AS-TSO-SI CLA-GI-AIH YEH-HES A-CHIN AH-TAD BE-TKAH AH-DI BE-TKAH CHA-GEE BE-TKAH NA-HASH-CHID TKIN D-AH BE-TKAH A-WOH A-KHA SHI-DA MOASI CHA AH-JAH BE-TKAH TSA-E-DONIN-EE AH-LOSZ YEH-HES AH-NAH TSAH CHINDI

A message perhaps? Who knows, definitely not Jim who had stood, obvious signs of a stift in his pants, and moved to take a closer look.

From behind, Atara snook up and rolled Jim for the pin.

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