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Battle Lines
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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler Offline
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#14
11-08-2019, 05:34 AM

Bearded War Pig walks up with a steel folding chair, a bucket of popcorn, and a bandolier of Pabst Blue Ribbon twelve ounce cans of beer around his chest. Pig folds the chair out taking a seat backwards on it like one of the cool kids. He looks at all the attention Lux has gathered and notices Madison Dyson. Setting his popcorn tub down gently BWP erupts from his chair like a ten year old's first 'blast off' session.

"Lux, I honestly could care less who the hell you kill as long as it isn't my best friend Robbie Motherfuckin' Bourbon! Only one little request, wait until I have the sexy time with Madison, she owes me a good dirty bodily fluid swap! I even have my jiffy lube coupon with a free cleaning afterwards."

Pig sits back down with a smile, cracks open a beer, and begins stuffing his face with popcorn.
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Messages In This Thread
Battle Lines - by Corey Smith - 11-07-2019, 03:30 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Vita Frickin Valenteen - 11-07-2019, 03:46 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Corey Smith - 11-07-2019, 04:16 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-07-2019, 03:58 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Corey Smith - 11-07-2019, 04:18 PM
Battle Lines - by Noah Jackson - 11-07-2019, 04:19 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Madison Dyson - 11-07-2019, 04:34 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Vita Frickin Valenteen - 11-07-2019, 06:35 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Corey Smith - 11-07-2019, 06:38 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Vita Frickin Valenteen - 11-07-2019, 06:45 PM
Battle Lines - by Noah Jackson - 11-07-2019, 06:47 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Corey Smith - 11-07-2019, 06:50 PM
Battle Lines - by Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-07-2019, 09:29 PM
re:Battle Lines - by "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler - 11-08-2019, 05:34 AM
re:Battle Lines - by John_Black - 11-08-2019, 11:06 AM
re:Battle Lines - by Corey Smith - 11-08-2019, 01:30 PM
re:Battle Lines - by Shawn Warstein - 11-08-2019, 01:35 PM
re:Battle Lines - by John_Black - 11-08-2019, 01:42 PM
Battle Lines - by Shawn Warstein - 11-08-2019, 02:04 PM



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