Taco trundles out of catering, his belly hanging low to the floor and his hooves clicking against the linoleum. Then, he sees Jim Jimson, and a flashback charges through his little porcine brain.

Kris B. Bacon

Wow.

In 2019.

Taco, infuriated by the obvious racial slur and unable to prevent the single tear from rolling down his round, hirsute face, charges at Jimson and knocks the baby dolphin as well as the XWF Heavy Metalweight Championship right out of his racist hands.


"Onk."


Taco then sits on Jimson's face and lets out a gaseous emission that sounds like a slowly deflating beach ball. Jimson is rendered unconscious and paralyzed as Taco pins him to the ground.