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onk onk onk weeeeeeeeeeeeee - Taco - 10-29-2019
Taco trundles out of catering, his belly hanging low to the floor and his hooves clicking against the linoleum. Then, he sees Jim Jimson, and a flashback charges through his little porcine brain.
Kris B. Bacon
Wow.
In 2019.
Taco, infuriated by the obvious racial slur and unable to prevent the single tear from rolling down his round, hirsute face, charges at Jimson and knocks the baby dolphin as well as the XWF Heavy Metalweight Championship right out of his racist hands.
"Onk."
Taco then sits on Jimson's face and lets out a gaseous emission that sounds like a slowly deflating beach ball. Jimson is rendered unconscious and paralyzed as Taco pins him to the ground.
re:onk onk onk weeeeeeeeeeeeee - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 10-29-2019
KICKOUT!
Jim pushes the pig off him and walks over to a podium.
Hello, my name is Jim Jimson and in my promo that was released yesterday was called 'Kris B. (Redacted). I would like to say that, i had no idea about the segeration and opression that wrestling pigs have to go through. To prove that that I have changed due to this incident, i will be donating 100xbux to a charity that supports vertern pig returning from war.
*appluss from crowd*
Now I will be taking questions
Multibe people start yelling questions at Jim
Mr. Jimson did you notice the pin at the very end of the of the pin attempt
Oh you mean "Jimson is rendered unconscious and paralyzed as Taco pins him to the ground." But I want to ask all of you if you noticed the pin the the subtitle
There is no subtitle
No not that subtitle, the subtitle under his name.
"Director of Craft Services. Also a pin" it says it under the picture of the pig
JIM JIMSON 2020 vote for me!
Jim walks of the podium hoping that hes still champion
re:onk onk onk weeeeeeeeeeeeee - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-30-2019
Good job crushing little Taco's dreams, dude!
Come on, Taco... I'll give you some old apples and stuff to cheer you up...
Vinnie and Taco walk away, Taco onking sadly.
| Winner and STILL HMW Champion - Jim Jimson |
re:onk onk onk weeeeeeeeeeeeee - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 10-30-2019
(10-30-2019, 06:08 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Good job crushing little Taco's dreams, dude!
Come on, Taco... I'll give you some old apples and stuff to cheer you up...
Vinnie and Taco walk away, Taco onking sadly.
Winner and STILL HMW Champion - Jim Jimson
Good thinking Vinnie, make him eat until little taco becomes big taco. Nobody wants to eat a skinny pig