"Madison, Madison, Madison! Holy fuckballs you are one bitchy cunt. Someone should have grabbed you by the pussy a long time ago. Just kidding doll face. That fierceness and Cleopatra like attitude makes my war dick swollen like a fat kid who's allergic to cake! If I was apart of this I'd gladly replace any partner but Robbie Motherfuckin Bourbon with you. Most likely wouldn't be a good idea since I'd probably be constantly fighting the urge to put my hands down my pants or smack you around all seductively.

Anywho, you sure are taking a long time to respond to my chocolate dipped balls comment toward your little game about who'd the roster like to fuck. In many cases when a woman doesn't blurt out 'Fuck you!' right away she is really thinking over said purposal. So how about after Bourban and I beat the shit out of Elliot and his extraterrestrial pet at the next Warfare. You can come on up to my hotel room and we can share dessert off of one another?!"