So we've got Dyson stomping around on black shag carpet, Lane smoking a rock, and Gilly playing with goddamn Barbie's again. How is Vito the only normal one? Well, you're welcome for the bat, Vito!

Gilly, I've got some of Greggo's used Barbie dolls in the back but they've got holes in them and are very sticky. You want those along with some bats?

Don't forget! Anyone who takes a bat should be using it at Relentless! That's the whole point here - to spread some love and crack some craniums! I want all three days to be a bloodbath! Who else wants one?

Hundreds of bats are still rolling around as Shane kicks his way through them and goes to look for the box of Barbies.