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Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-17-2019
Shane
is at an undisclosed, nondescript location that all wrestlers somehow have immediate access to.Attention! With Relentless just around the corner, I feel like being generous. It seems I have a few extra...
Shane releases the latch to a steel door and it flies open as if kicked by the foot of Odin himself.
Louisville Sluggers! HUNDREDS of them...
They pour out and roll around. Shane even loses his footing and falls on his ass there's just so many all over the ground now.
He stands up and grabs one, pointing it to the heavens...
Come and get them while they're hot! Beat somebody's skull in at Relentless with a Louisville Slugger!
Shane awaits the first taker...
re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - Kieran Overton - 09-17-2019
As soon as Kieran was heading off to sleep, he spotted something on XWF website. Kieran smiles as he quickly goes on twitch.com and posts something about the challenge placed out for every XWF wrestler, while he's in Baltimore, Maryland.
Kieran Overton: "Giving people a chance to fuck someone up? That sounds like that's my thing to do, considering I've done a ton of attacks in my past because to show everyone how sick and nasty I can be. You wouldn't want to fuck with me cos sure, I talk shit a lot, but at the same time, I can be brutal and one nasty sick son of a bitch. Put my name in, but I'm doing it for myself."
Kieran then goes off twitch and off the laptop before he places his head down to go straight off to sleep.
Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-17-2019
Shane gets a text on his phone from his buddy Greggo. The text reads:
"Howdeh. I just was stalking a cute guy out here in Baltimore. I'm peeping in his window. I was hoping to see him get naked but instead he asked for 100 Louisville Sluggers! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, dat boy is gonna fuck some people up good and hard with all that wood. His name's Kieran Overton. I'll put his address in the next text once I sneak to the front and look at the numbers."
Shane immediately packs 100 of his brand new Louisville Sluggers into a crate and ships it off to whatever address Greggo's cracked out stalker ass sends him via text!
Luckily there are still hundreds more Sluggers left in case anyone else needs any. With three days of Relentless, there's a lot of opportunity to play ball.
Free Louisville Sluggers! - Rebel Star - 09-17-2019
"Shane
. It's a pleasure. If you have any bats left, I'd appreciate a few."
Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-17-2019
No problem, Rebel! I sure hope you plan on bashing someone into a bloody pulp at Relentless!
Shane just starts tomahawk throwing Louisville Sluggers at Rebel as fast and hard as he can! WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH they just fly toward her at an unbelievable speed!
Catch!
Free Louisville Sluggers! - Rebel Star - 09-18-2019
"I caught them all. Now what?"
Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-18-2019
"Now what???" Leave it to a dumb bluenette to have to ask...
How about you use them on some stupid piece of shit at Relentless! Don't let them go to waste!
re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - Madison Dyson - 09-18-2019
Mmmmm...I don't know. Seems like I could get pretty sweaty swinging that thing around. I've always found it more efficient to just use my feet and the nearest available curb.
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re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-18-2019
"Thank you sir, don't mind if I do."
VV takes a bat, cause you only need one.
re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-18-2019
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Free Louisville Sluggers! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-18-2019
Could use a few more barbie bats
Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-18-2019
So we've got Dyson stomping around on black shag carpet, Lane smoking a rock, and Gilly playing with goddamn Barbie's again. How is Vito the only normal one? Well, you're welcome for the bat, Vito!
Gilly, I've got some of Greggo's used Barbie dolls in the back but they've got holes in them and are very sticky. You want those along with some bats?
Don't forget! Anyone who takes a bat should be using it at Relentless! That's the whole point here - to spread some love and crack some craniums! I want all three days to be a bloodbath! Who else wants one?
Hundreds of bats are still rolling around as Shane kicks his way through them and goes to look for the box of Barbies.
re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - Unknown Soldier - 09-18-2019
”I’m going to need more than one. I’m thinking of a number between 665 and 667. Got any good guesses?”
Free Louisville Sluggers! - Azrael Erebus - 09-18-2019
"Silly humans."
re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-19-2019
(09-18-2019, 02:15 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: So we've got Dyson stomping around on black shag carpet, Lane smoking a rock, and Gilly playing with goddamn Barbie's again. How is Vito the only normal one? Well, you're welcome for the bat, Vito!
Gilly, I've got some of Greggo's used Barbie dolls in the back but they've got holes in them and are very sticky. You want those along with some bats?
Don't forget! Anyone who takes a bat should be using it at Relentless! That's the whole point here - to spread some love and crack some craniums! I want all three days to be a bloodbath! Who else wants one?
Hundreds of bats are still rolling around as Shane kicks his way through them and goes to look for the box of Barbies.
Barbed wire bats u dolt
Free Louisville Sluggers! - Boris - 09-19-2019
Boris would like to know what Western spy was paid in order for the Carved Shaner to get so many wood bats?
re:Free Louisville Sluggers! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-20-2019
(09-18-2019, 03:05 PM)Unknown Soldier Said: ”I’m going to need more than one. I’m thinking of a number between 665 and 667. Got any good guesses?”
To be honest, numbers were never my strong suit. Maybe 444? Am I at least close?!?
(09-18-2019, 04:50 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: "Silly humans."
SUCK MY DICK!
(09-19-2019, 04:30 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Barbed wire bats u dolt
Ok well maybe you need to speak the words you mean because here I am digging up all of Greggo's old, crusty, sticky, discolored Barbie and Ken figures for no good reason now! I can gladly supply the barbed wire, however. Just promise me you'll make good use of the barbed wire bats at Relentless and send somebody to the hospital.
I've got another thought... What about a barbed wire SUPER DICK? Imagine the possibilities!
(09-19-2019, 06:06 AM)Boris Said: Boris would like to know what Western spy was paid in order for the Carved Shaner to get so many wood bats?
Hey hey HEY! I'd suggest you keep your mouth shut about such matters when others are listening. I can't be held responsible for what may happen to you otherwise...
Free Louisville Sluggers! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-20-2019
barbed wire SUPER DICK dildo!!!
give it to vinnie ;)