:: Noah Jackson decides to take a break from the stupid bullshit that is whatever this is and goes for a long walk around a public park. On his way he take two large plastic bags and places one inside the other. His airpods in his ears he listens to one of his favourite albums and happily strolls through the park on this fine day.

As he walks he uses the plastic bag to pick up all kinds of dog turds.

Big and small.

Brown and white.

Runny and solid.

It's dirty work but Noah doesn't mind.

He does this until the plastic bags are a good weight. Noah almost gags from the smell but smiles, proud of the outcome.

As the sun starts to set, he leaves the park and goes to an undisclosed location where The Hooded Man is seen being shit.

He sits there enjoying a nice cognac, thinking he's actually a threat or even relevant unaware of how much of a blistering he is.

Noah takes aim and hurls the doggy doo filled bags directly into the back of The Hooded Man's head. The Hooded Man cries, probably.

Noah produces a belly laugh ::

"That's canon now you shit cunt! Try making a news report out of that!"

:: Noah then runs away while spraying his patented 'Hooded Man immunity' spray so whatever the cunt does in retaliation will matter even less ::

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)