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A reaction to the worst promo ever released
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Noah Jackson Offline
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08-01-2019, 05:25 PM

TITLE SHOULD BE: Gloriously Awesome vs Cunt Fucks

Don't believe title was appropriate as a summary......

Told through the words of The Miz:


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There's nothing better in the world than waking up and having a heavily pregnant horny wife who wants sex. What a great way to start the day, especially after waiting a whole first trimester where she doesn't really want to be touched.


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I was having a hot shower to wash away the love making smells, when Maryse sticks her head through the bathroom door.



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MARYSE: "Gloriously Awful,"

I kept calm but on the inside I was fuming and as I got dressed in silence Maryse knew it too. She quickly left me alone and I went and collected my stuff.

Bloody Paul Heyman, I thought, always opening his big fat mouth after I warned him about not messing with XWF Management because unlike the WWE management, these lot were unforgiving. And now we were on the backfoot.

Absolutely Awful, what a sad fucking way to be known as.


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"Because together with Bobby Roode we are going to put Noah Cunt Jackson and Fuzz Fucker in their place and win our first round match and book ourselves in the second round because I am the Miz and I am..........."

"AWESOME"


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"Fucking comedy, cunts. Everyone look at that embarrassing shit, it is a fucking gold mine."

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W | L | D
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Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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A reaction to the worst promo ever released - by Noah Jackson - 08-01-2019, 05:25 PM



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