Edward see’s Mastermind browsing through the midget tranny porn section of a local adult book store from across the street at Dairy Queen. A determined look befalls Edward as he takes one final lick of his double decker chocolate ice cream cone before tossing it to the ground and sprinting towards the bookstore.

Once inside, Edward aggressively declares.

YOU NOT DESERVE SHINNY! EDWARD TAKE NOW!

Before Mastermind can so much as turn around, Edward pounces him, tacking him to the ground and beating him into submission with brutal hammer fist to the back of his head!

Edward then hops to his feet and grabs MM by the waist, deadlifting him into a skull crushing german suplex through one of the display shelves!

Edward hooks the leg!




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Wait a minute!


That’s not Mastermind, that’s Mingermind!


DOH!

Edward, upon realizing this, is feeling pretty bummed.

Luckily he notices a familar face walk by the shop.

Edward rushes out the door, knocking the employee who tried to stand in his way on his ass in the process.

EDWARD WANT SHINNY!

MM turns just in time to take the full impact of a devastating spear!

Edward hammer fist MM just like before, only this time the shots are directly to the face!






























And he doesn’t stop..






































Until MM’s face is nothing but mush!


Edward then sits on MM’s lifeless body and eats an apple as the referee counts!





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