Dolly looks on, blurry eyed and sleepy, but interested nonetheless. A bowl of Miniwheats in her hand, she slurps and smacks a bite of the cereal as some of the milk drops down onto her chin.

She nods in agreement with everyone's side of the story with the enthusiasm of a person who is grateful that this isn't actually another John Lewis press conference.

"A bearded Griffin blow-jobbing an olive over making fun of an autistic dude. Then citing the autistic dude's desire to fight with another autistic dude who has a made up word for a name...

Then we have three pasty white guys who either speak the same shit simultaneously, or confuse the fuck out of everyone making fun of their boss who is in fact black, for looking like a black guy.

Nyquil hangovers are the best."

4x XTreme Champion    (1x as Misty Waters)
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
3x Television Champion

4x Star Of The Month
August '24(As Misty Waters), August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory