Ari walks into the X-Treme Hallway for the first time in what feels like forever. He's covered in dust and quite possibly still wearing the same sweat pants and hoodie as he was a year ago.

"Oh wow, guys! Y'all are back here in the big building? That's great! Just in time, too. I have a special delivery from a 'Vita Velveeta' here from Jack & Jill Adult Toy Store. It's been in the mail room for a long time, and eyah, I opened it. Don't sorry, I washed it and changed the batteries. Good as new. Anyway, here you go, champ."

Ari swings the long, cylindrical package like a baseball bat and KO's Vita, then jumps on top of her like she's a 50% off sale.



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