Bilbo begins to urinate down his leg as Calypso dangle him from his hands, choking the ever loving dog shit out of him. The odor of the piss is like a noxious cloud of pure ammonia, and eventually Calypso has to loosen his grip.

"Choke me like you mean it, daddy!"

Bilbo shouts at Calypso through gasping breaths of air.

"Do it again, but do it like a fucking man!"

Bilbo turns around and spreads his arms out, and Calypso grabs him around the chest. Calypso squeezes him hard, and a rubber dildo flies out of Bilbo's mouth, bounces off the far wall, and smacks Bilbo in the forehead. Bilbo's head snaps backward and catches Calypso on the chin, knocking him clean out.

"Huh. I wondered where this went. Thanks for the Heimlich, big papi."

Bilbo rolls off, having kicked out of a choke (a new XWF first), and plays with his throat dildo. Down the side of it, in small letters, reads:

Property of Bilbo Blumpkinz who is not gay

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