[Almost 12 hours too late bruh, but I'm willing to let it sliiiiide if management abides. Since you were so kindly to show up and all dat. I beat you like the square that you is.]

See what I mean guys? Worthless.

You know how many dudes win this title and immediately shit all over it once they know they're over their head? I mean, Calypso will be the first to admit that we ain't seeing no Main Events at Halloween Havoc. We get it. BUT COME ON. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

Look, Danny-Bo-Banny. I know that you're kinda bouncing back and forth between being a decent contender for the Hart Title and not being... But could you cut this division a little slack? If you were trying to prove a point by winning this thing I'd like to know what it was. That anybody could win it? I think I was gearing around to that when I first approached your apparent self-righteous ass.

I am curious though.... I am! What makes Danny Imperial SO much better than the Federweight Title? I mean, gold in my eyes comes up different in your's, or what? Who in the righteous name of Clint Eastwood are YOU to decide what is prestigeous around here or not? Danny Imperial. Won some titles. Lost them too. Calypso. Soon to be SEVEN time Federweight Champion. You know what makes MY legacy so great Dan-o? That when studs like you come along... Thinking that... "Hey, this is just a break for me...." Dudes like you saying..... "Psh.... I'm just here to prove a point."..... Well. I'm going to prove a point. You suckas may play it right on the main card winning your matches against Peter Gilmour and Muddy Waters.... But when it comes to the halls of Calypso's Federweight Title.... The realm changes and the tile that your old homeless idols used to walk on are cracked, pissed on, and left for renovating.

You could stand down now Danny Industrial. You could submit your resignation in this division and walk back to your Hart Championships. You could admit your defeat and plead that Calypso talks about you no more. Or you could just fuck off. Regardless, gimme my title you worthless, worthless, worthless, hopelessly worthless, unworthy wanna-be-something but hardly close, be-bopping, booger blaming asshole.



Calypso shrieks as Danny lays his hands on him and blows his rape whistle!!!!!


TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!



An old English police brigade marches in in full uniforms and batons and attack Danny Imperial the Federweight Champion! They beat him so bad that he goes down and lays on his back! Calypso dives in for the pin!!!!!!! He's trying to win the title seven times!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!! OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!