Jackson is having sex with his girlfriend, going at it HARDKORE, the girl bare and riding him..... when suddenly the champ can feel his gf shake from metal piercing her flesh. She drips with blood, falls to the side, and Jackson is left staring at Snow, who holds a dagger in his right hand.

"Sorry bout that.. well, when I lose a chick, I grab a bottle of Jim Beam! Here--"

$MASH

Snow shatters a beer bottle over the champion's head, bringing him to the ground for the 1...2...