(01-15-2013, 11:25 AM)Michael James Said: XWF Accomplishments
Defeated Cyren on Madness via knockout (01/14/13)
Defeated Cyren at Nero's Games via submission & pinfall (12/03/12)
Defeated "The Amazing One" Randall Cross on Impact via pinfall (12/08/12)
Defeated Kristofer Kain via pinfall to become XWF Heavy Metal Champion (12/10/12)
Defeated Randall Cross & Jaymz Dante via pinfall at Chaos in Korakuen Hall (12/24/12)

The only problem is that it seems as though James underestimated the homeless man because as James covers Hisoka...WHAM! The disgusting foot of the homeless man slams into the side of James' face. James rolls around both in pain from the homeless man's horrendous yellow toenails digging into his flesh, and disgust from the smell. With James out of the picture, THE HOMELESS MAN MAKES THE COVER! The only problem is this whole ordeal has taken far too long and given Hisoka more than enough time to recover and he quickly kicks out of the homeless man's pin. Hisoka now gets to his feet and lands a right hand to the homeless man's head knocking his aluminum foil hat off! OH NO! The government can now freely beam messages directly into the man's brain... AND THEY DO! Apparently it''s a message that tells him to punch himself in the junk because that's exactly what the man does, continuously! Hisoka looks extremely confused as he grabs his title and leaves James there still holding his face as the homeless man beats himself... literally.