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Cadryn Tiberius · **01-13-2018, 03:50 PM**

Damn y'all. I ain't been gone but a few months and y'all let this dickticklin, shit sippin, poon repellent have a goddamn belt? Y'all some chumps, man.

Hey Dick Doctor, long time no see. See what I did there? Called you a urologist, basically. Why? Because you're all up in some cock like it's your goddamn job. Walking around calling other people . That's hurtful man. It actually hurts my feelings to think about you being a beastly homosexual like myself. I've sucked a lot of dick in my day, yet somehow everything you say and do promotes faggotry in a way I could never dream of.

So what little puss puss did you take the title from? Lord knows you obviously ain't had no real competition. Otherwise you'd have been running your mouth about sucking dudes off to prove their gay.

Wait..

That's Bilbo.

Fuck, y'all special needs mofuggers look alike. It wouldn't be outlandish to think you stored the wheelchair in ya asshole.

Regardless man, The Essence Of Excellence is back and about to reign supreme as Federweight Champion again.

I'll patiently await you're pathetic rebuttal about how I'm a and how you have a PhD in legitimacy or some poorly placed quip about your superiority.

It's your ball, Junior.

Cause that ass just got dunked on.

Cadryn smacks Josh Reno in the mouth with a steel coated condom, rendering him unconscious. Cadryn makes the pin.

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