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Ain't even been gone that long. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-13-2018
Damn y'all. I ain't been gone but a few months and y'all let this dickticklin, shit sippin, poon repellent have a goddamn belt? Y'all some chumps, man.
Hey Dick Doctor, long time no see. See what I did there? Called you a urologist, basically. Why? Because you're all up in some cock like it's your goddamn job. Walking around calling other people
. That's hurtful man. It actually hurts my feelings to think about you being a beastly homosexual like myself. I've sucked a lot of dick in my day, yet somehow everything you say and do promotes faggotry in a way I could never dream of.So what little puss puss did you take the title from? Lord knows you obviously ain't had no real competition. Otherwise you'd have been running your mouth about sucking dudes off to prove their gay.
Wait..
That's Bilbo.
Fuck, y'all special needs mofuggers look alike. It wouldn't be outlandish to think you stored the wheelchair in ya asshole.
Regardless man, The Essence Of Excellence is back and about to reign supreme as Federweight Champion again.
I'll patiently await you're pathetic rebuttal about how I'm a
and how you have a PhD in legitimacy or some poorly placed quip about your superiority. It's your ball, Junior.
Cause that ass just got dunked on.
Cadryn smacks Josh Reno in the mouth with a steel coated condom, rendering him unconscious. Cadryn makes the pin.
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re:Ain't even been gone that long. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-13-2018
Man y'all both terrible and shit, so it is literally one in the same. Besides ya fuckin cuck, the name plate on the belt says Josh Reno - Bitch. Prove me wrong, babydick.
But enough about that. The best you could come up with was a mindless attempt at defacing my obvious victory?
I ain't even wasting my time.
Cadryn pins Basic Dyke Sebasstian Reno with his massively misshappen man meat.
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Ain't even been gone that long. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-13-2018
Truth is a little rude sometimes, but it'll get ya right.
Tranny? I didn't know an oversized clit laying on a busted up puss qualified little girls like you as Tranny's.
Jesus, dude. This shit ain't even remotely invigorating. That time Natalie fucked me wearing the Woody costume?
That's the shit that gets me hard.
Typically face fuckin some dude gets me sprung.
This happens to be the exception.
Cadryn pulls out a string of anal beads and begins to asphyxiate Sebasstian by shoving some up his nostrils and the rest doesn't his cockholsters, rendering him unconscious.
Cadryn makes the pin.
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Ain't even been gone that long. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-13-2018
You heard it here first folks.
Somebody page Lane or Matthews or something.
CT bout to celebrate!
Cadryn pins this Lil bitch one mo gain!
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Ain't even been gone that long. - Benny Vendetti - 01-14-2018
You're both terrible at this. This place is falling apart.
re:Ain't even been gone that long. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-14-2018
(01-14-2018, 06:24 AM)Benny Vendetti Said: You're both terrible at this. This place is falling apart.
Hi!
You're OBVIOUSLY new here.
Though you seem to bare a striking resemblance to someone I used to know..
Goyte?
Is that you?
Naw. You do look like this guy I beat a while back. Some scrub who wrote me a bunch of poetry. I mean, who brings poetry to a scrap?
re:Ain't even been gone that long. - Benny Vendetti - 01-14-2018
(01-14-2018, 06:55 AM)The Essence Of Excellence - CT Said:(01-14-2018, 06:24 AM)Benny Vendetti Said: You're both terrible at this. This place is falling apart.
Hi!
You're OBVIOUSLY new here.
Though you seem to bare a striking resemblance to someone I used to know..
Goyte?
Is that you?
Naw. You do look like this guy I beat a while back. Some scrub who wrote me a bunch of poetry. I mean, who brings poetry to a scrap?
Someone ALOT better than you.
re:Ain't even been gone that long. - Vincent Lane - 01-14-2018
Oh, hi Cadryn. Hey dude, when you poof away for your next vacay, don't take this with you, okay?
| Winner and NEW Federweight Champion - Cadryn Tiberius |
re:Ain't even been gone that long. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-14-2018
(01-14-2018, 08:01 AM)King Vincent Said: Oh, hi Cadryn. Hey dude, when you poof away for your next vacay, don't take this with you, okay?
Winner and NEW Federweight Champion - Cadryn Tiberius
This fuckin' guy, man.
Good to see you Vinnie. How's the VD from RC treating thee?
I kid.
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