Hedge is seen in some cool sneakers, sunglasses, and a hat. Some would say these clothing items applied to vegetation is a means to give it personality, but Hedge has so much personality it makes the cool sneakers, sunglasses, and hat all look like they have a personality and shit. It's a cool hat, a baseball cap. You feel a little old to wear a hat like that, unless you're Canadian. Maybe Hedge is Canadian, you don't care, though. It's a really nicely trimmed hedge.

A really nicely trimmed hedge with cooler sneakers than you, Jordans. Sunglasses, but they're cheap, because Sunglasses are cool anyhow. The quietly flamboyant Super Mario Brothers ballcap with a perfectly flat brim as purchased from Spencer's just minutes ago atop Hedge is actually not that disinviting at all. You want to wear one because Hedge is wearing one.

A slight breeze blows through, knocking the hat off. Nobody knocks Hedge's hat off. He waves in the breeze! THE CROWD IS FUCKING ELECTRIC OVER THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

*X*DUBBYA*EFF*X*DUBBYA*EFF*X*DUBBYA*EFF*X*DUBBYA*EFF*

Hedge grabs the mic!

"Yo, did someone say my name?"