OMG. What the hizzy? Who's this guy? What, what?

Dude, you think you can just waltz straight into the XWF and just BE Federweight Champ? Calypso is a FIVE-time Federweight Champ, bruh. Five-mother-f'n-time, baby. So, thanks for holding it for me, Kruze Kontrol, but I'll be taking it back for my SIXTH.... Count 'em ladies. One, two, three, four, five, SIXTH time as Federweight Champion.

Now I can already tell you think you're smooth, cool, and have it going on, right? Calypso can read people, dude, and I see a guy that's giving himself WAY too much credit off the get-go. What makes you special, bro? All of those titles you've supposedly won elsewhere? Let Calypso tell you that it don't mean a bird's shit on a windshield what you've accomplished before you've come here. You know what else I can already tell about you? That you're overcompensating for something. You uncomfortable with your surroundings or something? Damn... You should have seen this place when we had midgets..... Conniption Fit City.

Calypso pins Kruzer to the mat and the referee counts!!!

ONE!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!

When you screw around with the Federweights and you don't know, you will know and never forget the name.............................................................

Calypso waves his hands very.......... MYSTICALLY but holds the pin.......

Calypso!