My name's Robbie, I'm 34.

I have done every drug you can imagine on the table and drank myself into type two diabetes by the age of 34. I also did dinner theater for 7 years, though my resume really shoots all around the whole scope of jobs you can get without a degree.

Now I do a whole lot less drugs (I mostly stick to Aleve daily for aches and pains) and don't drink. To help distract myself from missing putting all sorts of fun chemicals into my body that effect my brain in fun ways, I write all sorts of batshit stuff, and since I like pro-wrestling, this is the best spot for me to be a fucking maniac in text, besides twitter, where I make buddies with porn stars while actively aiming for the friendzone.

I have an amazing girlfriend/fiance/wifey (we've been together so long and gotten back together so often we just go with it now) that I try to convince myself I'm doing all this for (the sobriety kick), but I'm also doing it for me so I can keep her around. I know that's kinda sappy, but fuck you if you think so, it's my relationship.

I also like to play around with cameras, find myself to be absolutely gorgeous (you can thank my better half for that stance, it took four years for it to set in), and get giddy over the notion that when anybody here talks to civilians (non-players) about what we do, I'm one of the parts you don't want to/can't explain.