(05-04-2017, 04:21 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: That's kind of the plot to "Earth Girls Are Easy"™.

Mr. Sex: Jeff Goldblum and Jim Carrey at their sexiest, in a strictly platonic heteronormative sense. And of course the girls on Earth are easy...

Mr. Sex takes a bite out of a kiwi, unpeeled, but unfazed by the amount of fuzz you sometimes need to eat through to get to the sweetest nectars. By that, he probably gives cunnilingus to women who aren't clean shaven in the nether regions. Seven hot babes walk out, all of them waving the flag of Brazil, so you know they have a dash of fuzz where their vagina is, just like every player for the Brazilian National World Cup team has a dash of fuzz right above their penis because their national heritage and their national pubic hairstyle merge and deliver such tremendous play it's world renowned. They remove their bikini bottoms and reveal their fuzz, but not their actual vaginas, kind of like in Playboy before the internet led the world in porn. Mr. Sex finishes his kiwi, set to deliver the earth shattering pun you've been waiting for while looking at all the classy bush and Mr. Sex's own testicles, which are actually groomed to look like a tiny member of ZZ Top, complete with sunglasses, because Mr. Sex wears sunglasses on his penis and you sure as fuck don't and didn't until he fucking did.

Mr. Sex: ...I'll just stay hard for them.

Mr. Sex smirks as he instantly gets an erection. The hot Brazilian babes all clamor among each other at the sight of Mr. Sex's blood gorged penis, swooning in Portuguese while debating who is riding first.