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ATTENTION ALL XWF - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-04-2017
Do you consider yourself top notch?
Are you ONE.........
Of a few a good men?
Do you wake up each morning and snort your Wheaties just because it will hit quicker and stronger?
Are YOU one of the best?
Are you at least decent??
Then.......
Are you ONE.........
Of a few a good men?
Do you wake up each morning and snort your Wheaties just because it will hit quicker and stronger?
Are YOU one of the best?
Are you at least decent??
Then.......
![[Image: MQz2Myr.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/MQz2Myr.jpg)
That's right fans. The KINGS™ are running a helluvamuck here in the XWF and the only answer is..... More tag teams! Is there anyone? Is there someone?! That could step up, take a man by the hand, and be one of the few...... One of the PROUD!! .... Hell, maybe JUST TAKE A CHANCE!
The KINGS™ must be stopped. And it's not only up to me. It's up to YOU.
The KINGS™ must be stopped. And it's not only up to me. It's up to YOU.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - DZirado - 05-04-2017
I only know one true king, and that's our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. However, if there is a false Messiah running around this place, and Steve David's needs a hand dealing with them. Then I'm your man.
One problem though, define good.
I've been in the XWF on-and-off since 2002 and I have yet to win a match. But with the Lord's power guiding me on this righteous path. I'm sure I could pull off a miracle.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-04-2017
A miracle is what Mister Davids needs, my friend. Thank you.
ATTENTION ALL XWF - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-04-2017
Jester Cadryn once again today, magically appears out of thin air!
"A partner he needs, a friend for a night! Is there anyone here to answer his plight? Full of aggression, trembling with fear, The Kingslayer is, when The Kings™ are near. A team in the making, a duo so strong. A joke if I've heard one, you can't stand as one. A defeat once more, for the little engine that could. Your tracks have now ended, hopefully for good."
With a second poof of smoke on this day, Cadryn vanishes into thin air once more!
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Danny Sex - 05-04-2017
Mr. Sex: So, the Kings are doing their thing, Davids is doing his...
We zoom out to see Mr. Sex is in a space suit except for a hole in his crotcheal region where his penis is exposed, and he's floating in space. His manly sexual nature means his penis is immune to the effects of space exposure, it being so sexy and incredible that cosmic rays themselves can not harm nor bombard his flagrant, masculine, somewhat daunting but rewarding and chummy, guy you trust to fix a flat tire sexuality, his penis.
Mr. Sex: I'm out here ready to do mine. Space babes?
A green skinned, orange haired hot babe in a silver bikini and a breathing aparatus that looks like a fishbowl with deely bobs glued on it, along with a pink skinned, blue haired hot babe and a purple skinned, black haired hot babe and a 9 foot babe that's totally hot and blonde and sexy, but not as sexy as Mr. Sex, none of them are, all space babes, float towards Mr. Sex, all preparing for some truly intergalactic coitus, not the cool move Mr. Sex does to guys in the ring. This intergalactic coitus is pure penis in vagina babymaking heteronormative to an extent albeit extraspecies friendly, though totally classy sex happening. Mr. Sex points at the screen while giving a thumbs up.
Mr. Sex: The eagle has landed.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 03:55 PM)Danny Sex Said: Mr. Sex: So, the Kings are doing their thing, Davids is doing his...
We zoom out to see Mr. Sex is in a space suit except for a hole in his crotcheal region where his penis is exposed, and he's floating in space. His manly sexual nature means his penis is immune to the effects of space exposure, it being so sexy and incredible that cosmic rays themselves can not harm nor bombard his flagrant, masculine, somewhat daunting but rewarding and chummy, guy you trust to fix a flat tire sexuality, his penis.
Mr. Sex: I'm out here ready to do mine. Space babes?
A green skinned, orange haired hot babe in a silver bikini and a breathing aparatus that looks like a fishbowl with deely bobs glued on it, along with a pink skinned, blue haired hot babe and a purple skinned, black haired hot babe and a 9 foot babe that's totally hot and blonde and sexy, but not as sexy as Mr. Sex, none of them are, all space babes, float towards Mr. Sex, all preparing for some truly intergalactic coitus, not the cool move Mr. Sex does to guys in the ring. This intergalactic coitus is pure penis in vagina babymaking heteronormative to an extent albeit extraspecies friendly, though totally classy sex happening. Mr. Sex points at the screen while giving a thumbs up.
Mr. Sex: The eagle has landed.
That's kind of the plot to "Earth Girls Are Easy"™.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Danny Sex - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 04:21 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: That's kind of the plot to "Earth Girls Are Easy"™.
Mr. Sex: Jeff Goldblum and Jim Carrey at their sexiest, in a strictly platonic heteronormative sense. And of course the girls on Earth are easy...
Mr. Sex takes a bite out of a kiwi, unpeeled, but unfazed by the amount of fuzz you sometimes need to eat through to get to the sweetest nectars. By that, he probably gives cunnilingus to women who aren't clean shaven in the nether regions. Seven hot babes walk out, all of them waving the flag of Brazil, so you know they have a dash of fuzz where their vagina is, just like every player for the Brazilian National World Cup team has a dash of fuzz right above their penis because their national heritage and their national pubic hairstyle merge and deliver such tremendous play it's world renowned. They remove their bikini bottoms and reveal their fuzz, but not their actual vaginas, kind of like in Playboy before the internet led the world in porn. Mr. Sex finishes his kiwi, set to deliver the earth shattering pun you've been waiting for while looking at all the classy bush and Mr. Sex's own testicles, which are actually groomed to look like a tiny member of ZZ Top, complete with sunglasses, because Mr. Sex wears sunglasses on his penis and you sure as fuck don't and didn't until he fucking did.
Mr. Sex: ...I'll just stay hard for them.
Mr. Sex smirks as he instantly gets an erection. The hot Brazilian babes all clamor among each other at the sight of Mr. Sex's blood gorged penis, swooning in Portuguese while debating who is riding first.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-05-2017
Although it is very much appreciated that a few decent men have stepped forward. You, gentlemen, should be held at the highest regard aftwr showing this charity and sacrifice.....
But.
Unfortunately for Mister Davids, it's going to take more than a few decent fellows to gain any ground as far as even shaking the foundations our our kingdom. So, I must stress once more that Steve Davids NEEDS YOU!
Sign up today and join the much needed army that, at the very least, is going to be needed for the KINGS™ to even waste their time.
It's up to you, my friends!
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - 05-05-2017
Sorry Davids, but this Hedgehog doesn't team with losers!
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 05-11-2017
(05-04-2017, 03:36 PM)DZirado Said: I only know one true king, and that's our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. However, if there is a false Messiah running around this place, and Steve David's needs a hand dealing with them. Then I'm your man.
One problem though, define good.
I've been in the XWF on-and-off since 2002 and I have yet to win a match. But with the Lord's power guiding me on this righteous path. I'm sure I could pull off a miracle.
I don't believe in the Lord's powers or in miracles.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 05-11-2017
(05-04-2017, 03:42 PM)Russell Edwards Said: No, What mr. David's needs is superior strength. Kingslayer pick me and I will make sure that the Kings™ are not only slain, but also broken!
Prove your worth friend.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-11-2017
(05-11-2017, 02:14 AM)Steve "KingSlayer" Davids Said:(05-04-2017, 03:42 PM)Russell Edwards Said: No, What mr. David's needs is superior strength. Kingslayer pick me and I will make sure that the Kings™ are not only slain, but also broken!
Prove your worth friend.
I'm not sure you're in a position to be very picky, Mister King Slayer. When a fellow reaches their hand out to help you, I'd suggest you do everything you can to grab it.
re:ATTENTION ALL XWF - Theo Pryce - 05-11-2017
(05-11-2017, 02:12 AM)Steve "KingSlayer" Davids Said:(05-04-2017, 03:36 PM)DZirado Said: I only know one true king, and that's our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. However, if there is a false Messiah running around this place, and Steve David's needs a hand dealing with them. Then I'm your man.
One problem though, define good.
I've been in the XWF on-and-off since 2002 and I have yet to win a match. But with the Lord's power guiding me on this righteous path. I'm sure I could pull off a miracle.
I don't believe in the Lord's powers or in miracles.
Well then I guess you're really fucked.