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These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy)
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Guppy Parsh Offline
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04-10-2017, 09:01 AM

On notadoctornymore99.com Guppy Parsh released the following about the XWF Trio Tag Championships.

"When I joined the PAT-RO-oL to help them overcome a scheduling conflict I meant to take a step back after winning the XWF Trio Tag Championships and let them handle it via the freelizard rule, however, it didn't turn out that way. Jervis was hospitalized, and Benito gave up on his dream of one day taking over, leaving me the guy who wrestles like once a year and fights crimes as the sole owner of three very heavy championship belts.

I foolishly chose to carry around these belts while I was out rapist killing, and doing so hampered my performance. So now they just sit in my house somewhere and gather dust. I used to make a lot of friends, but ever since I learned that rape is bad and all rapists need to be eliminated, well the only people I meet are rapists and rape-victims who don't exactly know how to fight. Kill Bill is just a movie.

I'm just one guy. As much fun as it would be to tag team with my wife and her clone, I don't want to put them in danger. I can't be a Trios champion by myself. These belts deserve better than one guy who can't bothered to carry them around, so after consulting with my pal Thomas Nixon I've decided to name Jim Caedus, Michael Graves, and Robert Main official members of the PAT-RO-oL and bestow upon them the XWF Trio Tag Championships. They seem like nice boys."
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XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division




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These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - by Guppy Parsh - 04-10-2017, 09:01 AM



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