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These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Guppy Parsh - 04-10-2017
On notadoctornymore99.com Guppy Parsh released the following about the XWF Trio Tag Championships.
"When I joined the PAT-RO-oL to help them overcome a scheduling conflict I meant to take a step back after winning the XWF Trio Tag Championships and let them handle it via the freelizard rule, however, it didn't turn out that way. Jervis was hospitalized, and Benito gave up on his dream of one day taking over, leaving me the guy who wrestles like once a year and fights crimes as the sole owner of three very heavy championship belts.
I foolishly chose to carry around these belts while I was out rapist killing, and doing so hampered my performance. So now they just sit in my house somewhere and gather dust. I used to make a lot of friends, but ever since I learned that rape is bad and all rapists need to be eliminated, well the only people I meet are rapists and rape-victims who don't exactly know how to fight. Kill Bill is just a movie.
I'm just one guy. As much fun as it would be to tag team with my wife and her clone, I don't want to put them in danger. I can't be a Trios champion by myself. These belts deserve better than one guy who can't bothered to carry them around, so after consulting with my pal Thomas Nixon I've decided to name Jim Caedus, Michael Graves, and Robert Main official members of the PAT-RO-oL and bestow upon them the XWF Trio Tag Championships. They seem like nice boys."
re:These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Jane Carver - 04-10-2017
"Whoa, whoa, whoa there! Mr. Parsh, I do appreciate you being such a considerate and caring co-worker to the rest of the XWF superstars...
But we can't just hand out championships around here! Those days are over. It wouldn't be fair to all of the other fine XWF talent busting their tails night in and night out.
So here's what we'll do: Wednesday Warfare, May 5th...
Ax3 will be involved in a 6 man tag team elimination match for the XWF Trios Titles!
But against who is the question?
Are there three Superstars looking to form a new team to challenge the XWF's newest and hottest stable? Let your intentions be known here and now or simply opt into Warfare and let me know your intentions.
Guppy.... Good luck fighting crime and such. We'll all be looking forward to the day you decide to return to the squared-circle.
The XWF Trios Titles are hereby officially vacated."
re:These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 04-10-2017
What is this horse shit? What kinda of "Champion" just hands over their belts because they're too heavy? Jarvis is hurt, bento is gone. Oh boo fucking hoo! You want to talk about carrying dead weight? Look to Doc, who is as we speak, roaming the Halls carrying both tag titles and the dead carcass of his fallen tag team partner. Do you hear him whining about it? Fuck no!
AX3 doesn't need your charity! If we want to take your titles, we will damn well TAKE THEM. So how about this, you go find Jarvis or Bento, and the three of you DEFEND those belts like a champion should. I promise you that the result will be the same either way!
re:These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Jane Carver - 04-10-2017
(04-10-2017, 09:22 AM)Micheal Graves Said: What is this horse shit? What kinda of "Champion" just hands over their belts because they're too heavy? Jarvis is hurt, bento is gone. Oh boo fucking hoo! You want to talk about carrying dead weight? Look to Doc, who is as we speak, roaming the Halls carrying both tag titles and the dead carcass of his fallen tag team partner. Do you hear him whining about it? Fuck no!
AX3 doesn't need your charity! If we want to take your titles, we will damn well TAKE THEM. So how about this, you go find Jarvis or Bento, and the three of you DEFEND those belts like a champion should. I promise you that the result will be the same either way!
MR. GRAVES!
You'll not just waltz in here superseding my decision! Especially while using such foul language!
Ax3 WILL be fighting for the Trios Titles- so prepare to be more than just an escort on May 5th.
I'll be waiting on feedback from superstars interested in challenging you, or perhaps you would be happier if I just hand picked your opponents myself?
These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 04-10-2017
Do what'cha gotta do sugar tits.
These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Guppy Parsh - 04-10-2017
"A match is a great idea Ms.
! Thanks for being so cool and accommodating! I'll make sure no one rapes you."
re:These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Drake - 04-10-2017
"Patrol, I've lost my title AND I'M PISSED OFF. Therefore, I will be at Savage on May 5th, and me and my partners WILL take those titles!"
re:These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Robert "The Omega" Main - 04-10-2017
(04-10-2017, 09:47 AM)Drake Said: "Patrol, I've lost my title AND I'M PISSED OFF. Therefore, I will be at Savage on May 5th, and me and my partners WILL take those titles!
Robert Grins adjusting the Hart Championship
"Please fool step aside! Mrs.
with all due respect. Like my brother Graves just said! Either way! We take those belts! Now that being said a few chumps want their asses handed to them! Fine. I'll gladly defend this title here and win another one all in the same night!
These Belts Deserve Better (And They're Too Heavy) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 04-10-2017
about time those belts get defended